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[Septimus]

1) Kill me if you can
2) You can't get me
3) Come and give me your best shot, baby!!!
4) Show me what you got
5) Is that your best shot ?
6) You play like a sissy
7) Improve your skill and challenge me again...
8) Accept your bitter defeat and remove yourself from my sigh
9) You would get nothing but eat my dust
10) Why you build such a crappy structure to against us ?

 

[ZeroThirteen]

Alright, I'm going to give it a second go. Here's what I have.

" Guys! That shiny light at the end ISN'T an Orb of Ownage +3000! We were tricked! "
" THROUGH THE ARROWS AND THE BOLTS, WE CARRY ON! "
" If I die, tell my mom that she sucks at vacationing advice. "
" When night falls, we jump out of the rabbit and attack the city. "
" 'Tis merely a flesh wound! "
" Don't even think about poking me with that floating hand. "
" Sheesh! You have an income, don't you? "
" Dun, dun, dundundundun, dundundundundundundun, dun, dun, dundundun... oh, sorry. "

 

[Knight7770]

" 'Tis merely a flesh wound! "

I already posted that. By the way, it's "It's just a flesh wound!"

" When night falls, we jump out of the rabbit and attack the city. "

Is that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail too?

 

[vespt]

"Guys!!!!! We did it ^^ Guys ?? uh?" - Maybe when a creep went throuhg maze u can put this

"Next time i g2g to thehelper.net so i can find a way to went through!!"
"Next time will be diferent.... Next time?!"
"A granny died while you killed me."

Sorry if I repost any but I didnt had time to check all

 

[ZeroThirteen]

I already posted that. By the way, it's "It's just a flesh wound!"

Is that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail too?

Sorry, I didn't know that you posted it (and I didn't remember the exact line. ) already. Yes, the other is from MP and the HG, too. One of the best scenes in the movie. :thup:

 

[Zaraf]

Got over 150 quotes now! We can make it to 200!

 

[Vassilev]

1) I'm SO invisible, you can't even find me with true sight !
2) Huh? Eh? Wha..? Where's everybody going? Hey ! Stop pushing me !
3) So like, there was this guy... he was like sooo.. wait, where are we?
4) To the left ! To the left ! Incoming splash damage !!!
5) HAHA ! SHEEP TOWER ! Look at that pathetic p... *SPLAT*
6) Ooooh ! I see gold numbers above dead people!
7) Wait ! wait ! This wasn't in my script ! Ahhhh !
8) Dude, this is like, totally awesome ! I mean, I was only like a frog the last TD I was in !

 

[ZeroThirteen]

"This is not a drill. Unfortunately."
"Tell that other player to stop mazing! It's clogging the minimap!"
"I'll give you my left arm if you kill that guy behind me first."
"When the slaves escaped Egypt, did they have to dodge arrows? NooooOOOOoooo."
"The creeps go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah..."
"You built your towers out of stone? Puh-lease."
"I bet you 50 gold that John will walk backwards in the line and screw it up."
"If I make it through this, I'm playing the Lordaeron Lottery."
"That Kodo Beast behind me in the line is making me nervous."
"LOOK OUT! IT'S A THING THAT'S DOING STUFF OVER THERE!"
"Judging by the paving of the path, I'd say we're in... HELL! No, wait, WORSE! IT'S JOHN McCAIN'S HOUSE!"

 

[Kieve]

"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and bang the prom queen."
"I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast."
"You know... you're almost the only evidence that I exist."
"Me and my boys are cocked, locked and ready to rock."
"We're not gutless, we're incompetent."

 

[Prometheus]

You need some Chuck Norris ones!
"Contrary to popular belief, the sun was not created with the big bang. It simply was a side effect of Chuck Norris doing two roundhouse kicks at once."
Thats an original be yours truly.
Now, for my two posters.
"Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight. The knife lost."
"Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16.....seconds."
"Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth, and then boils the water with his rage."
"How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris? All of it"

 

[Kinorhykar]

"Im a really dark minion" - Soem random skeleton creep.

"Allyourtowersarebelongtous you are on the road to destruction!"

"We shall not falter"

 

[Atreyu]

"Why do are blades even destroy a tower from the first place?"
"Riflemen are small so they're guns ain't big enough to reach us"
"ROFL"

 

[Kyrios]

"AGh, Oh Man.. Gimmi a second.... cramp... cant run...... No really I cant."

 

[Zaraf]

Yeah, I'd add those Chuck Norris ones if they weren't so long. And I don't want to over do it either. Maybe a couple more short ones would be ok.

 

[Prometheus]

Well then.
"Chuck Norris can believe its not butter."
"Chuck Norris can eat just one lays chip."
"Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover."

 

[Man-o-Bomb]

Wohoo! I survived whit 2 hp!
My doctor says i cant stand very long, MOVE!
Next time i go through this damned maze i wanna be a Tauren.
Now everybody! PLAY DEAD!
Oh my god! Im stunned...
Fuck, we are gotta wait on Green!
How does it feels to be a tower?
What means ''Game Over''?

 

[131ackout]

Too many creeps comments.
LOL.

HAH, I survived it! Wait, that sicky bastard killed me!
What does Victory means, I lose? YAY!
Will the tower go crazy when it's on berserk? YES, IT WILL!

I only displayed 3, because well i ran out of ideas.

 

[Man-o-Bomb]

What is the name of this TD? And when can i play it?

Haha! Im invisible! I closed my eyes!
Do you ever feel a little... tiny?
I wanna play Dota!
Haha!! I got medium armor and you got magic attack!
Dead end again! We need Maphack...
Oh no! They got anti-fool towers!
Why always me?
Yes! I got 500 hp and a movespeed on 200!

 

[Ghostwind]

Quick, Pablo, I'll distract the border guards, RUN!!

ALLAAAHHH!!!!

Is this the special olympics?

RRRRGLEBLARGGGLLEEBLARGLLEEE!!!! (murloc noise )

 

[Sevion]

I don't wanna play this anymore!!!
Mommy! I want my mommy!
It's Warsaw all over again, boys!
For glory!
Hey! You! Yeah you! STOP POKING ME!
Stop! Hammer time! Da da da da, da, da!
I thought we were playing in Team Mode! Doesn't that include us?!?!