Weird 100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

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An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since.

She has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside.

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette

An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake. Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever...
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Well, I can't really consider that a GOOD thing, but, I guess I'll say, "Congrats."

Though, what I REALLY want to know is how you could keep track of that for over 50 years. :p
 
> Wow...she lived that long smoking

Yes, that is surprising. A definite congrats on reaching 100, but I don't know about the cigarettes....
 
If you guys read the entire article you would see at the end that "she never inhaled"


thats like wearing a condom and and just reading a playboy......
pathetic....
what a disgrace to the true patrons of tobacco inhalation.
 
The Helper said:
Winnie Langley started smoking when she was just seven-years-old
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Which I'm surprised didn't kill her after 5 cigarettes a day.

By 13 she would have smoked over 6000 cigarettes. I'm proud to say I haven't, and I will not.
 
Ghan_04 said:
> Wow...she lived that long smoking

Yes, that is surprising. A definite congrats on reaching 100, but I don't know about the cigarettes....
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Not suprising, you hear about ppl living a long time doing damaging habits all the time.
 
> you hear about ppl living a long time doing damaging habits all the time

How do you know what I hear and don't hear? :p

Either way, reaching 100 is great. I hope I get to live that long. Maybe longer the way medical technology is progressing....
 
I wonder if people 100+ can like... move at all :p
but be boring... Being in the middle of a game and then suddenly... zZzZzZz
 
Ghan_04 said:
Either way, reaching 100 is great. I hope I get to live that long. Maybe longer the way medical technology is progressing....
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I believe it's decreasing... actually. Health issues, and such. Until we have another involving war or start working again our health wouldn't be all that great.
 
My grandfather will be turning 90 this year and he has smoked for at least 75% of his life.

Yet he is the healthiest and most active soon-to-be-90-year-old I have ever seen in my life.

Every summer he tends to his own garden, that is (from my perspective) 20' by 10' in size. And damn are his tomatoes good :)
 
there will always be something to kill off the human race whether it be nazi's or the influenza epidemic
 
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