Canada: everything u didn't know

[johnnyfire]

Canada is a frozen land north of the US that has been under the communist rule of Marshal Tito for 200 years.
The average canadian lives in an igloo and hunts eskimos for food, but occassionally it is overrun by the flesh-eating sasquach and robots bent on the destuction of the world.
You can notice a canadian if they use the word ABOOT and end every sentence in ...eh.
They have often been mistaken for the undead zombies and thus have created quite a panic while visiting the US or Uk in such movies as Shawn of the Dead.
Commonly refered to as America's bitch, they resent eating at McDonald's and don't suffer from obesity.

note - please if u r canadian, i don't want to offend u, this is meant for non-canadians, if you find offense at this picture of canada, please write to Marshal Tito

 

[denmax]

Who the Hell (WTH) is Marshal Tito?
PS: I'm not canadian.. eh'?
This isn't an insult only to Canadians, but also an insult to the whole human race. We were made by God to have the same love to others as we love them. Say to Marshal Tito that he's insulting himself by talking this kind of shit.

 

[johnnyfire]

Marshal Tito was the communist dictator of Yugoslavia from 1940-somtning to 1990-something, and besides that thing is seething with sarcasm, u shouldn't believe that anyone will take it seriously (thus the humor zone), the more truth u know the funnier it is

 

[denmax]

I don't call this "Funny" so let's just forget about it...

 

[Pineapple]

I am canadian and this is all wrong. Let me fix it:

Canada is a frozen land north of the US that has been under the Conservative rule of Steven Harper for 1 year.
The average Canadian lives in an igloo and hunts Polar Bears for food, but occasionally will eat maple syrup and poutine. It is overrun by the flesh-eating Sasquach and Ogopogo.
You can notice a Canadian if they use the word 'aboot' and end every sentence in ...'eh'.
They have often been mistaken for the peace keepers and thus have created quite a panic while visiting the US or UK.
Commonly referred to as America's common sense which stops them from bombing too much, but they are proving invalid agianst Bush. They resent eating at McDonald's and don't suffer from obesity such as America does.

By reading the above you agree to eating 1 beaver tail a year and using the metric system.

 

[Jindo]

@small print: I've been told about beaver tails, they sound nice , and us brits always use the metric system ^^.

 

[Pineapple]

Beaver Tails taste awesome ^^

Cinnamon Sugar on some dough in the shape of a beavers tail. You can always put more on, like chocolate or strawberries. If you Even go to Canada get yourself a poutine and beaver tail.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

There's comedy, and then there's this.

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