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AceHart

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..."Damn", I went. What's up with all of those bunnies?
And, why do they all seem evil?
I guess, yesterday, before going to bed, I just shouldn't have eaten...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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shouldn't have eaten...

that bowlful of cigarettes with ketchup on top along with rock coke sprinkeled on top. (oh,jesus, where do i come up with that?). i started to go to the living room to get my...
 

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Unfortunately, just when passing the kitchen door, ...

i heard a pounding noise andthen a HUGE growling, i nearvously decided that it was my cat. I then got my laser chaingun out of the drawer and set off for the door...
 

AceHart

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...Too late!
There they were again.
Right between me and my really needed pills.
Only, this time, it would be different.
Of course, because, quite simply, I ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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quite simply, I ...

took my chain gun and braced myself. when i was done, the bunny was practically a pile of dust on the floor. i finally got to my pills, took two and put the rest in my pocket. then i took a backpack and loaded it with ammo.
i finally got out of my skyscraper when...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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I defintely couldn't go anywhere without my ...

watch that shot a laser beam out of it. so i hurried up stairs and got it. then annoyingly went downstairs again only to remember that...
 

AceHart

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...getting outside wouldn't exactly be easy.
The windows all have those weird bars that you can't open in front of them,
and, as for the main door, well, ...
 

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as for the main door, well, ...

somehow, it had been renforced with a two foot thick titanium steel door with a 1024 bit encrybtion code to a 10 key code on a pannel by the door. might as well have been in fort knox. anyway, i decided, to get out of the house i had to...
 

AceHart

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...sit down and relax first.
Now, with the pills kicking in, should be simple to come up with some idea.
Like, for example, noticing the Secret Yellow Mysterious Postit(tm) note near the panel...
 

Jindo

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notcing the (cant spell word) (tm) note near to the panel...

... Suddenly, the TV turned on with someone inside it, it seemed to know i wasthere. As it spoke to me, i tried to exit the house but the door was locked and all the windows were... well there were no windows, the young girl approached me as i...

*Eastenders Theme*

~Jindo
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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girl approached me as i...

frantically looked around for some way to escape. She was coming closer...and closer, i pickedup my chaingun. then she turned into a hideous demon that was kinda floatingthere. I let it rip. the girl shrieked and then...
 

Jindo

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the girl shriekd and then...

*Eastenders theme*

Ice froze over the door and came on to my hands. This time, the TV turned over to BBC 1 where doctor who was on. Gas mask childrencame out of the TV "mummy... muuuumy!... are you my mummy?", this time, i couldn't escape, i just tried to...

*Eastenders theme*

~Jindo
 

AceHart

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...keep my last rests of mind together.
Simpler said than done.
Obviously, this simply wasn't the day to wake up and shoot Killer Slugs from Outer Space.
Instead, there I was, me and, actually, my ...
 

Jindo

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Instead, there i was, just me, and my...

*Eastenders theme*

brothers all coming towards me. With some luck the door crashed open and barney the dinosaur came in, i ran past him as they all jumped with joy all over the poor pink dinosaur. A scientist warped me to the future where i finally got to kill some giant space slugs, before i could, i...

*Eastenders theme*

~Jindo
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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before i could, i...

had to take some more pills. a couple of pills later i picked up my handy chaingun and started walking. A giant slug popped out of a hole and i was so surprised i...
 

AceHart

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...I almost forgot to take it down.
Almost.
Stepping over its ashes, I just wondered: "When the hell will those pills start to work?".
Actually, having a look at the pills-box, I noticed...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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having a look at the pills-box, I noticed...

, out of the corner of my eye a sign on the box that said only take one per day. i was suddenly feeling drousy. theni fell asleep. wheni woke up i...
 

Jindo

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w/e said:
before i could, i...

had to take some more pills. a couple of pills later i picked up my handy chaingun and started walking. A giant slug popped out of a hole and i was so surprised i...

err.. he was frozen to the door.. lol :p

when i woke up i...

*Eatenders Theme*

was in an ugly forest with stupid pixies and little bunny rabbits hopping around happily. Soon a loud thunder noise struck down on a tree and burnt it to crisp.
I decided that i would...

*Eastenders Theme*
 
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