If life was like DOTA...

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saihttam

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pre-script: I hate dota

If life were like Dota
Pwn,
Nub,
Newb,
Noob
N00B,
banlist,
and "augh NEWB get out of this game!"

would all be put into the dictionary.
 
Halo_king116

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If life was like DotA, traveling would be a lot easier.

If life was like DotA, I could only care 6 things

If life was like DotA, it wouldn't matter your race or age, just if you are noob or not.

If life was like DotA, it would be a dictatorship not a democresy.

If life was like DotA, we would have "Lord Icefrog" or "Emperor Icefrog".

If life was like DotA, I would only have 18 levels. Unlike Pokemon when I would have 99 :D
 
DDRtists

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You guys all lose, I started this topic with my title that said "If like was like DotA, Id hate it".

Kthxbi :p

If Life was like DotA, I would lose :D
 
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Eilhal

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If life was like DotA... I'd sit in the background and watch everyone else do stuff so I could level up until I was strong enough to go pwnzor some N00Bs
 
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DotA

If life was like DotA : I would leave (if possible)
If life was like DotA : I would have been killed.
If life was like DotA : I would died.
If life was like DotA : I would have been mass murdered.
If life was like DotA : I would have suffered in pain.
If life was like DotA : I would have been murdered.
If life was like DotA : I would have closed my eyes and begged for them not to kill me.
If life was like DotA : I didn't get to have a weapon. (not old enough)
If life was like DotA : I would have died of thirst or hunger.
If life was like DotA : I would bring my computer and delete the map !

Results:

I WOULD HAVE BEEN DEAD !

So i wont even join !
 
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That last one is a great idea. First, we gather all DotA-haters. We'll first find a portal to another world, then flee to it, bringing our computers with us. When safely in the other world, we delete the map - deleting Earth as we know it.

Or we hack it and turn the tides in our favor. >:-D
 
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Eilhal

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I'm with Kenito!! except we send DotA lovers to another world and then edit their characters until they are sooooooooo weak and ugly they kill themselves... only to be brought back and repeat the process but everytime it is more painful... and we do this because if you love DotA you deserve eternal damnation :D
 
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"If life were like DOTA," your friendly neighborhood GRAMMAR NAZI wouldn't have to come along and kill all the fun.
 
Pineapple

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If life were like DOTA id be called a newb or n00b every second because i would never do anything in life, because i never played dota. (besides, its spelt noob)
 
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If life where like DotA Mona Lisa would be some actionman ( I love this word actionman :p ) from known DotA heroes.
If life where like DotA, DotA would be our world :eek: and all new inventions would be copyed from last open DotA version by peeking it :p .
 
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hey its X

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If life were like dota we'd all have to fit inside a 128x128 map FTW!??11!!1?
 
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DemonHorn

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If life were Dota it would kill myself auto and take everyone one with me
If life were Dota it would be SHIT X 65489415!!!!
If life were Dota it would be GG
If life were Dota i'll backdoor on everyone's home (if they have one) *cough the bin..
 
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someone

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If life was like Dota I would be beyond godlike
If life was like Dota I would see a fountain that shoots flames
If life was like Dota everyone's life would only go for 30min to 2 hours
 
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brelinnnn

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:rolleyes: If life were like DotA, we would all be stuck in a Warcraft game... sucky or not... im game :nuts:
 
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