Crime Man arrested fondling and making out with Blow Up Dolls in Supermarket Parking Lot

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A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George Bartusek, 51, getting busy in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store.

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FEBRUARY 5--A Florida man was arrested yesterday after he was spotted fondling and making out with a pair of blow-up dolls in a supermarket parking lot. Shoppers called cops when they spotted George B
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Florida these days... I am almost somewhat ashamed but also somewhat amused with my State. :rolleyes:

Florida FTW xD
 
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LOL srry for sounding immature here but when i saw the blowup doll and then the reese pack said "king size" i culdnt help but laugh

either way, why the hell u do it in a parking lot? why not take it home or something
 
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Publicity stunt by Reese's.
 
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Everyone is so caught up in the humor of this act that they have totally missed the real crime taking place here. American's stripped of their freedom and rights.

This guy was arrested for 'simulating' sexual acts. He was acting like a dumbass, I agree, but just like some people perform sexually seducive dancing at clubs, this behavior should not be considered a 'crime'.

There is a definite line between being a criminal and just acting stupid.

This guy was just acting stupid.
 
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BudSMoke said:
Everyone is so caught up in the humor of this act that they have totally missed the real crime taking place here. American's stripped of their freedom and rights.

This guy was arrested for 'simulating' sexual acts. He was acting like a dumbass, I agree, but just like some people perform sexually seducive dancing at clubs, this behavior should not be considered a 'crime'.

There is a definite line between being a criminal and just acting stupid.

This guy was just acting stupid.
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Valid point, I mean, unless he was full on "gettin' it on" with the blow-up doll, he should just be told to go home...
 
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BudSMoke said:
Everyone is so caught up in the humor of this act that they have totally missed the real crime taking place here. American's stripped of their freedom and rights.

This guy was arrested for 'simulating' sexual acts. He was acting like a dumbass, I agree, but just like some people perform sexually seducive dancing at clubs, this behavior should not be considered a 'crime'.

There is a definite line between being a criminal and just acting stupid.

This guy was just acting stupid.
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Completely correct point, I remember my highschool prom dance, it was basically dry humping with clothing on. That is what they call "dancing" at highscools, and this isn't as bad as that in my opinion. Yet he still got busted for it, heh.

It's because its weird, not because it's "illegal". If he wasn't showing himself and wasn't having sex with the doll, It wasn't illegal. It's no different than if he was to be "sexually seductive" to a pool tube. :p
 
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DDRtists said:
Completely correct point, I remember my highschool prom dance, it was basically dry humping with clothing on. That is what they call "dancing" at highscools, and this isn't as bad as that in my opinion. Yet he still got busted for it, heh.

It's because its weird, not because it's "illegal". If he wasn't showing himself and wasn't having sex with the doll, It wasn't illegal. It's no different than if he was to be "sexually seductive" to a pool tube. :p
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I remember homecoming at the beginning of the year. My teacher from last year was so on my ass I couldn't even really dance with my date for like more than 5 minutes at a time. -.-
 
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