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A mysterious person has been photographed for the first time after apparently wandering around a patch of woodland for the past 10 years.

The figure, who is known as 'Le Loyon' and has been called Switzerland's answer to the Loch Ness Monster, wears a military uniform and a thick cloak, with a gas mask covering his or her face. While he does not seem to be obviously aggressive or dangerous, police are hoping to speak to Le Loyon in an effort to encourage him to be less threatening.

Tales of Le Loyon have been reported in the woods of Maules in western Switzerland for the past decade, apparently walking the same route every day. However, last month Le Matin published what is believed to be the first ever photograph of the figure.

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Police hunt for mysterious figure who has walked through same Swiss wo

The figure, who is known as 'Le Loyon' and has been called Switzerland's answer to the Loch Ness Monster, wears a military uniform and a thick cloak, with a gas mask covering his or her face.
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inb4 troll thread

What kind of personal local mysteries can you tell us about? :)
Where I come from we have NONE. Not even in the whole district. It's very sad! :( I want my own Loch Ness!
 
iPeez said:
inb4 troll thread

What kind of personal local mysteries can you tell us about? :)
Where I come from we have NONE. Not even in the whole district. It's very sad! :( I want my own Loch Ness!
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If you would have, then maybe the police might encourage him to be less threatening :D What a bunch of BS this article is :/
 
How hard is it to get in touch with him if he walks the same path everyday?
Lazy ass cops...

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I love how distorted the picture is.
 
Solu9 said:
Disguise? What disguise? He is right there on the picture.
Stupidest ghost if I ever saw one.
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If you were a ghost, wouldn't you wear Clothes? And a ghost
can be in a pict.
 
FireCat said:
If you were a ghost, wouldn't you wear Clothes? And a ghost
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What!? Hell no.
If I were a ghost I'll haunt everyone in sight, au natural. What's the fun in being a ghost if you hide?
 
Solu9 said:
What!? Hell no.
If I were a ghost I'll haunt everyone in sight, au natural. What's the fun in being a ghost if you hide?
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Well, maybe because "you would scare hell out of people??
Btw: You want to be a frozen ghost.. eh?
 
It would be quite a lame ass ghost who'd not want to scare the shit out of people.

Frozen ghost? Now you are just talking crazy.
 
police are hoping to speak to Le Loyon in an effort to encourage him to be less threatening.
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Sounds like a Swiss move.

Solu9 said:
Was that it? No comeback? No insult?
Just bending over?
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Bending over so hard.

Out here we have the Pend Oreille Paddler, which is supposed to be kind of like the Loch Ness monster. There's also a cabin where a cannibal used to live before he disappeared somewhere. I am now going to hold off my Russian trip, find this stalker man, and encourage him to be as threatening as possible without actually threatening someone. Then the entire woods can be mine.
 
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