The Wish Game!

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but you get so energetic people lock you up for being annoying to them.

I wish you didn't understand my reply.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

What? Was that some kinda Insult?!

I wish this town wasnt so boring.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but it gets so excited your head blows up.

I wish magic existed and only the real members of TH would get their own chosen powers

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Wish granted but you only get the powers that somebody else chose for you!

I wish for a hot air balloon. (I dunno why)

 

[Battlemapsta]

You get one but it was too inflated and poped right at your face causing you to fall into a bottomless hole killing yourself.

I wish I had a circle that turns into a bottomless hole so I can keep those monkeys away.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

You fall into a hole which is an endless pit filled with the monkeys you hate so much.

I wish for a monkey butler.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but you forgot that he wasn't trained so he kills you.

I wish for a mansion that is as big as North America.

 

[Wiseman_2]

You get the Mansion, unfortunatly it's also my barracks for the Nuclear Monkeys and Hobos, as well as a weapons storage area. When you arive to move in, you meat a grisly death at the hands of a gruesome trap laid by the Nuclear Monkeys involving a giant Potato Masher, Hobo Shoes, and a little device known as 'butter'.

I wish I had a legion of Nuclear Baboons to assist my Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos in battle.

 

[NuBy]

Your Nuclear Monkeys and angry hobos do not realise that ur allied with the legion of nuclear monkeys, so they start attacking them, but when ur nuclear monkey explodes ur whole army is ded..

i wish that i was the richest person in the world.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Aaaaarrrggghh! Stop speaking like that! (ur).

And onto the subject of your wish.
You become the richest person in your own world. That is to say, you now have just $1 to your name.

I wish someone would post in the "One Word Game" thread.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but who said you were richest person in money.

I wish I wasn't so bored because I need to wait for my hard drive order.

 

[Wiseman_2]

You become greatly excited by the prospect of an ordered hard drive, but your puny excitement part of your brain overloads and explodes.

I wish someone would post in the "One Word Game" thread.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but he said I have to

I wish I didn't live in my bros room like a rat so I can use his pc.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Wish granted, but you now live in a cupboard under the stairs. Without a pc.

I wish that my Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos were twice as successfull as I expect them to be.

 

[Battlemapsta]

Wish granted but because they're so much stronger and intelligent they overthrow your power over them.

I wish I controlled the demons of Diablo who serve and respect me and my commands.

 

[Wiseman_2]

You gain control of the demons... in the game.

I wish for a giant Potato masher.

 

[Battlemapsta]

You get one but it's so big you can't lift it and once you did it fell on you which killed you.

I wish for every game in the world that isn't used, has the disk in it, and the games appear in my room.

 

[Kenito]

The majority of the games are ancient DOS games, and your computer doesn't like DOS emulators for some reason.

I wish for a yeknom.

 

[Wiseman_2]

You get a monkey instead, but as I've inserted nuclear proccessing chips into the brain of every monkey on the planet, it follows my orders and kills you before joining the legions of Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos at my command.

I wish for every Simpsons season on DVD, non-pirated, and fully working.

 

[MoonRazer]

ok wish granted, but then all dvd players in the world break.

i wish for a working internet 24-7