The Wish Game!

[Wiseman_2]

You get it, but you only have acess to crappy websites.

I wish people would stop taking good jokes and replacing the main character, then claiming them as their own.

 

[Paul47]

The main character would crash the game.



I wish I was a fish

 

[Cornface]

Wish granted, you become a fish, but unfortunately you get eaten by a larger fish just as you enter the sea.

I wish that I was a Special Member.

 

[Wiseman_2]

You become a special member at a forum for gay people.

I wish that the drive on my computer worked properly and that I didn't need to keep re-installing it.

 

[Pahl]

Your drive now works great. In fact it works so unbelively good that your computer goes skynet on your ass and sends terminator robots to kill you. Before you die you realise that they all look suprisingly much like a certain govenor....

I wish for one harmless, poison-less, little strawberry.

 

[Paul47]

Wish Granted...You are sitting in a field and kaboom!Huge snails come and eat you.Then you get out the back


I wish I could fly

 

[Pahl]

Wish Granted...You are sitting in a field and kaboom!Huge snails come and eat you.Then you get out the back

What about my strawberry?

You can now fly, but since your feet are stuck in the pavement, you never will....

I wish for Positive Rep!!!!

 

[Kenito]

And you get permabanned for asking for rep.

I wish for the new episodes of Futurama to come out. Now.

 

[XXXconanXXX]

Wish granted, and you also win the lottery! To bad you just died.

I wish kenito loved me.

 

[MoonRazer]

i am guessing he already does......

i wish i could see what :shades: looks like without the sunglasses

 

[Cs_Cara]

The :shades: removes his sunglasses and show an horrifying face that makes your eyes burn and blow up.

I wish I had 999.999.999.999 Reputation

 

[Whitesock]

They screwed it up and gave you .999999999999 reputation.

I wish this forum allowed signatures. :nuts:

 

[MoonRazer]

it does but you have to be a mod so you can't otherwise

i wish i was a mod

 

[Whitesock]

Wish granted. But all mods' accounts were deleted once you became one, and they had to start over.

I wish people would comment on stuff I make in the graphics help zone.

 

[MoonRazer]

they do but you can't read them b/c your comp breaks

i wish i didn't need to have glasses/contact lenses

 

[Whitesock]

You get LASAK, but they miss (owch!).

I wish people would acually stop posting about nuclear monkeys in the 1 and 2 word games.

 

[Wiseman_2]

People don't post about them. Just me. And no-one can ever stop my grand army of Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos! Mwuhuhuhahahaha!!

I wish I could be bothered to start (and finish) the great idea that I have for a Warcraft 3 map.

 

[FireEffect]

You get bothered the rest of your life because you never finish.

I wish that my kitten didnt scratch me and bite me.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

It doesn't, and instead poses nude here: http://wwww.mycathatesyou.com

I wish I could eat this guy :nuts:

 

[archerion]

you did but died of food poisoning.

i wish ctrl-alt-del were made faster.