The Wish Game!

[C-Death]

The world ends in one

 

[MoonRazer]

i wish that i can see the number deathboy was talking about

 

[zylack]

Your wish is granted.
It is the following number repeated 96 times:
41237854623178523165236123765237185123785623178523151287236471236

I gotz i's wishies dat me wuzay fish an no mores dids i be haven a negratuative IQ.

 

[MoonRazer]

you just has a very weird wish granted...

I wish that i knew why u wanted your fish not to have a negative IQ

EDIT: 400th post YAY

 

[zylack]

Your wish has been granted as soon as you read the following:

My fishy is dumb. if he was smarter maybe he could clean his tank all by himself, then i could potty train him, talk to him and take him out on walks on hot sunny days.

I wish i wasnt naked right now.

 

[SlimeJumper]

A seal comes in and skins you alive for no reason.

I wish for immortality.

 

[Pahl]

You go to hell, and live forever...

I wish for a very very sharp knife. (Gosh, what could ever go wrong with that wish?)

 

[Bhoudha]

You die of a hearth attack when you see the sharpy knife of your dreams.

I wish I could have anal sex with THE HELPER (omfg this one is hard hehehe )

 

[Bhoudha]

how I delete a double post error?

 

[O4thK33p3r]

u get ur wish, but get a STD and die 2 weeks l8r.

i wish i was some CG hero taht can cast death+decay whenever i want as a non-channeling spell; sth like how flame strike is casted.

 

[Warchief]

You get Polymorph instead

I wish for Arthas sword.

 

[zylack]

Your arthas sword has been granted. Though in the granting process it flew into your newly born kitten.(the newly born kitten comes as a complimentary gift with every arthas sword wish!)

I wish my hamster had orgasmic reactions towards reptiles.

 

[Warchief]

The reptiles get sick of the hampster and kill it and eat it.

I wish I ruled a horde of Zombies!

 

[zylack]

You wish is granted, but the zombies soon overthrow you and devower your hair, using this hair to tie you to a post.

I wish i ruled a horde of angry vampires that have gender differention issues.

 

[Warchief]

The vampires grab you and rape you until you die and go to hell for letting them rape you.

I wish for the first copy of Starcraft 2

 

[zylack]

Your wish has been granted, but the previuos owner of the disk orders my horde of rape-addicted vampires to hunt you down.

I wish id stop getting raped by creatures of the night....it happens a lot.

 

[O4thK33p3r]

instead u get raped by creatures of the day

i wish i can play warcraft @ work

 

[Kenito]

Have fun playing...WARCRAFT 1!!! Muahahahaha!!!

I wish somebody would set me up the bomb.

 

[SlimeJumper]

you sit on a bomb, and it explodes.

I wish for a g-string

 

[zylack]

Your...um..interesting wish has been granted but you were overun by old women wishing you'd put on a show for them. They sufficated you and the 93 year old former civil war nurse ran off with them instead.

this is all happening so fast! i wish for a camera!