Your wish has been granted as soon as you read the following:
My fishy is dumb. if he was smarter maybe he could clean his tank all by himself, then i could potty train him, talk to him and take him out on walks on hot sunny days.
Your arthas sword has been granted. Though in the granting process it flew into your newly born kitten.(the newly born kitten comes as a complimentary gift with every arthas sword wish!)
I wish my hamster had orgasmic reactions towards reptiles.
Your...um..interesting wish has been granted but you were overun by old women wishing you'd put on a show for them. They sufficated you and the 93 year old former civil war nurse ran off with them instead.
this is all happening so fast! i wish for a camera!
I will be AFK for a couple of days you guys hold down the fort while I am gone. I will be checking in on my phone but that will severly limit me. Be back saturday!
I just got to watch the video because even though I was there I was trying to work out tech problems with the chat since I was the social media guy so I was distracted but check it out guys the video is super fucking great!
Looks like Google fixed whatever mistake that made the recipes on the site go crazy and we are no longer trending towards a recipe site lol - I don't care though because it motivated me to spend alot of time on the site improving it and at least now the content people are looking at is not stupid and embarrassing like it was when I first got back into this like 5 years ago.
They also were digging threw old shit at the sheriff's office and I tried to get them to give me the old electronic stuff, but they said no. They can't give it to people because they might use it to impersonate a cop or break into their network or some shit? idk but it was a shame to see them take a whole bunch of radios and shit to get shredded and landfilled