The Wish Game!

[Arken]

You are... you just don't know it... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha... ha.... ha.... ... ... ha...

I wish I was dead sexy, not

 

[Aqua Dragon]

YOu are, but the ant poison i secretly placed in the food kills you.

I wish I was a blowfish IN THE OCEAN, covered in spikes and non-edible plus poisonious. And I can't be killed except by aging.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You age rapidly and die.

I wish that I was a merman, and could use my trident to catch fish and eat them.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

accidently catch ur toes and fried them(yummmm tasty) u know accident happen sometimes

I wish for santas wife

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Santa doesn't exist, you get nothing.

I wish that I had uber micro.

 

[Thanatos_820]

You have an uber micro, too bad it's badly damaged so it can't be pawned for cash.

I wish I tom_mai has here again.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

HE is, just that he doesn't post =)

I wish that I could make a smile like this guy

 

[Nigerianrulz]

sorry your face too ugly unable to make that...Error

i wish i could swim

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You can! But you forget how to walk!

I wish that I could jump over a 2 story building.

 

[Kerberos]

You jump over a two-story building. Then suffer major injuries from hitting the ground on the other side.

I wish I had an ogre-slaying knife with +9 against ogres.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You do but the ogres you're fighting are +10 and overwhelm you.

I wish that I could frown, smile, and make any other expression like a normal human could.

 

[New_U.S.]

wish granted, but you have to have all expressions on ur face at the same time so you always look really stupid

I wish someone (besides me) would relize how stupid myspace is

 

[Kerberos]

A two-year-old realizes MySpace is stupid. Unfortunately, he forgets about it before he reaches the age where he can vote or otherwise influence anything.

I actually don't agree with that opinion. MySpace is wildly successful. If something is successful, I don't see how it can be called "stupid" by any reasonable standards. The only reason there's so much propaganda about it is because someone who used it was stupid.

I wish that all the wishes in this thread except for this one were "I wish I had a pet rock."

 

[g1real]

The posters aren't very happy with that and are coming as a massive army towards your... doom.

I wish I had what I'm wishing.

 

[WolSHaman]

You get what you are wishing for, but since you are wishing for nothing more you get nothing.
I wish for a free wish that wouldn't backfire

 

[Volkof]

OK, heres yr free wish and it will never backfire...............well, whats yr wish?......................i'm waiting........................Are U Gonna Say Your Wish??..................Never Mind i will make the wish for you


I wish i can breathe under water without the need of any equipment (Note: this wish cannot backfire to me )

 

[g1real]

You succeeded in your wish, you can breath underwater! Unfortunately a shark ate you, you die.

I wish for a wish where I wished that I wished for a wish that wishes the wish of a wish.

Infinite loop wish

 

[Nigerianrulz]

fine u get wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and wishes and so on...(goes on forever so u dont get anything at all haha)

I wish for a chicken

 

[g1real]

You get a chicken right into your own body warped, you become a mass clump of atoms right there and suddenly cause a black hole which implodes and kills everything in an AoE of 800

 

[Nigerianrulz]

and whats your wish?? i will make it for you... you want to kill everyone with ur blackhole

guess what i got my whitehole to block it Yep white hole it is

i wish for a yellowhole