The Wish Game!

[Kerberos]

Your family starts caring about you, but only because if you die or become a hobo or something, it will be a big disgrace to them.

I wish I had perfect control over my memory, and that anything bad that happened to this wish was related to the wish (e.g. not "ok it coms tru and then u get shot lol").

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You remember what your father did to you as an infant... 8o

I wish I didn't have diabetes.

 

[Hero]

Well you end up getting the worst diabetes ever

(srry if that was harsh)

I wish...I was known by all...

 

[xcoffeeboix]

You indeed get known by all, but nobody seems to care about you after they know you.

I wish i was shot.

 

[Tonks]

>Well you end up getting the worst diabetes ever.

That's called dying.

This thread is just stupid, now.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Agreed. It was good once, but it's not long before everyone repeats other peoples' wishes. And the humor just seems to have... gone.

I probably shouldn't suggest that the thread be closed - I'll be hated by all the new guys who use this thread to bump up post count - but that is what I'm thinking.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Not everyone posts bad ones. Some (like me) post some good and some bad. Some people just suck, while others get giggles and laughs. Just listen to the funny ones.

To that guys wish up there, you do get shot and it hits your entire family as well (bad one most likely)

I wishI knew what it was like to be a plant during the springtime

 

[Kerberos]

You learn what it's like to be a strawberry plant during the springtime. With people ripping off your extremities to sustain themselves. It hurts a lot.

I wish I could shoot spaghetti lasers from my eyes (I bet that one isn't a repeat).

 

[WolSHaman]

The spaghetti misfires and strangles you
I wish I had the ability to transmogrify things.

 

[Rivulet]

you are able to transmogrify things but somehow you transmogrify yourself and your dog pees on your neighbour.

i wish i was a demon outlaw being punished and tortured by a big badass demon punisher everyday....

someone turn that bad lol....

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

You get your wish! However, the demon punisher guy dosen't let you be an outlaw. Your HIS bitch.

 

[Aasimir]

you didn't make a wish so your just an emo. period.

i wish all yout knuckles were broken so you cant reply to my post

 

[Aqua Dragon]

I wish I had an acopalysce pony

(Ijk'm typong wotj nu feey yp eoky yo hid mesaahe0
that says (I'm typing with my feet to reply to you message)(This is with my hands)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get the pony. Whoop-de-doo. It's a frikkin pony. It dies after 2 years from the plague.

I wish I had a cookie that wouldn't kill me (see avatar for details)

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Okay. The cookie doesn't kill you, but the chocolate inside of it might have something else to say


I wish that I had every video game ever made (except the "Naughty" ones like the ones about porn and other stuff)

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get them all, play them until your eyes bleed, and cry. Your mom tries to comfort you, but then for no reason she turns into a snake-lion monster. She eats you.

I wish that my stumble button on Mozilla would stumble me upon something not sucky.

 

[Thanatos_820]

Okay, it stumbles on you for something not sucky 10000x a day.

I wish I could eat a smoked 18.oz porterhouse steak & a bowl rice everyday for dinner free of charge.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get pretty darn sick of steak. NOOOO!!!

I wish that this game was as dynamic as in its youth.

 

[Thanatos_820]

Okay it is...but nothing interesting happens.

I wish cockroaches are friendly and don't look so yuck and creepy at the sight of them.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

People stop hating them, and they grow in numbers at an alarming rate...

I wish that I had some new socks.