The Wish Game!

[Thanatos_820]

Okay you do but they're unrevelently uncomfortable .

I wish it was Saturday or Friday everyday so we never had school and take home school instead.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Ok, but then everyone slowly turns stupid, and we all die.

I wish that your avatar wasn't so... disturbing.

 

[Thanatos_820]

Okay. By what you mean by distrubing, the wolf is probably being distrubed in his slumber by you. So, it's not disturbing anymore.

I wish gif. avatars were allowed again.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

They are, but gifs take over and the site becomes very distracting.

I wish that I had the ability to shoot fireballs out of my hands.

 

[Thanatos_820]

You can but your fireballs end up getting a loop and hits you instead.

I wish I was a real wolf that can take human form...but as an immortal being.

 

[Kerberos]

You become a wolf. Then you take human form. However, your canine instincts make you chase down someone's dog and eat it. You get thrown in jail, and get a large number of diseases from your immune immune system's inability to handle raw meat. However, since you're immortal, you're just in a large amount of pain for a very long time.

I wish I had a face.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get one, and it looks like this:

I wish that I hadn't seen that...

 

[Kerberos]

What!? Are you kidding!? That's an awesome face! I would kill for that face!

There is no wish in this post. The next post should deal with the "hadn't seen that" wish.

 

[Miz]

Wish Granted you delete that face but Kerberos doesn't have it anymore.

I wish I was immortal god of anime and could make more anime!

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

you are, you make so much anime that it suffocates you, but since you're immortal, you don't die. ha ha.

I wish that I had suspenders.

 

[Miz]

Well you do but the break and everyone laughs!


I wish for a tanks to invade kenya

 

[tom_mai78102]

Kenya has nuclear weapons to demolish your tank, what a bummer!! Boo hoo hoo!

I wish I get some respect when I'm back here.

 

[Kerberos]

They are, but they're alphabetized by the first letter of the thousandth word.

I wish that the previous wish had instead been, "I wish that the books on my bookshelf were organized."

 

[Miz]

Wish Granted but the next wish You grant will kill you

I wish Kerberos would anwser someone wish

 

[Kerberos]

Aha! Your capitalization of "You" implies that I'm God! I use my God powers to undo the effects of my granting a wish!

I now grant your wish.

I wish I could unhinge my jaw, like a snake.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You can, but you can't undo it.

I wish that I had glasses that could let me see everything with a slightly purple hue.

 

[Arken]

WISH GRANTED BY THE WISH DISH! Squeeze your eyeballs for a couple seconds...

I wish that I had a pet monkey, that spoke latin chants and set people on fire, then after they were dead, became more fire latin monkeys. And after the monkey died, they infest someones computer, that everytime it boots up, it says "j00 got pwnt by da MONKEY OF BINARY" and started playing the monkey magic theme song. After that, the computer would blow up and become little micro-monkeys that eat people's flesh. They would poop out the flesh and it would become micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey. These would enter your brain and slowly turn you into a mind-zombie-micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey. You now have to bite people who turn into a bite-hole-micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey.
The hole plops out little plop-bite-hole-micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkeies. Then after everyone but me and the hottest woman on earth was a plop-bite-hole-micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey or a bite-hole-micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey or a
micro-poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey or a poop-monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey or a
monkey-binary-latin-fire-monkey or a binary-latin-fire-monkey or a latin-fire-monkey or a fire-monkey or a monkey, they would all explode. Then the world would become one giant comfy bed.

*pant pant pant*

 

[Kerberos]

You starve, because the world is a big bed with absolutely no nutritional value.

I wish I were a mousepad.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You are a mousepad, the one I threw away 10 years ago.

I wish that animated avatars were allowed

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

They are, but since this wish has been already "made", animated avatars are now the only thing allowed, and people who don't like them kill you.

I wish that I was eating now.