Okay, but when you said "Wii," it was mistaken as an exclamation of excitement. So instead of the newest Nintendo system, you get an NES because you didn't add any adjectives.
You finally invent Cold Fusion after years of hard work. But after you finish all the right formulas you get drunk in celebration and burn all the work, then trip over a rock well running around in fury and die.
I wish i was god
Wish granted. The monkey is mistakenly making out with your girlfriend/wife if you're a guy or making out with your boyfriend/husband if you're a woman.
I wish that we all lived in the World of Warcraft that was 800x bigger than Earth but in a different land about 1000 miles away from Lordaeron and 900 miles away from Kalimdor. Also, when you're 18, you choose the path of being:
Human
Orc
Undead
Nerubian
N. Elf
B. Elf
H. Elf
Naga
Tauren
Pandaren
Draenei
Eredar
And so on..
On Earth but you don't lose your sanity or anything, just the way you look and abilities but receive better things in return. You can die anytime and revive anytime so you're pratically immortal.
wish granted, except everyone either quit life in WoW becuase of the pain of dying several times or they cannot afford to pay the $15 per month fee to live...so they all die and quit. Its the end of the world...of warcraft (lol..i just had to put the last part in from the WoW South Park episode )
I wish I had a domesticated squirrel and a penguin that were trained like pets and obeyed my every command. Power to the squirrels and penguins!
Cool. You do now. I'm gonna let you on a little secret since you just ate that. Hear that elephant sound in the forest? Thats my uncle joe using the bathroom after eating alot of burritos, and thats where the eggs and ham came from.
I wish my family cared about me, AND NOT OVERCARING (meaning they don't love me till i go insane, they won't lock me in the house because they think i may be hurt, make me only eat healthy things, stuff like that)
I'm on a page about incorrect corrections, and spent the better part of like two hours trying to get someone to understand that -5^2 = -25, not 25, and then that post had comments get reposted because that group is self sustaining, and that person was in turn trying to explain what I just explained to them. And I'm taking that as a victory
I will be AFK for a couple of days you guys hold down the fort while I am gone. I will be checking in on my phone but that will severly limit me. Be back saturday!
I just got to watch the video because even though I was there I was trying to work out tech problems with the chat since I was the social media guy so I was distracted but check it out guys the video is super fucking great!