The Wish Game!

[Tinki3]

You try and find your link cable, but no luck Your staying right here

I wish for a potatoe.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Oh noes! It has the potato blight! You can't eat it.

I wish for a non-blighted potato.

 

[Tinki3]

The potatoe is delivered to you in a parcel one morning. But, a vicious dog eats it just as your going to get it from you front door-step

I wish for a pet dinosaur, that will not eat me.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

It doesn't eat you, but it does eat your goldfish. NOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I wish for an apple that is not wormy, mushy, rotten, plagued, or otherwise bad.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

It was so delicous your head exploded out of sheer amazement

I wish that this wish wouldn't mess up.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

It doesn't. But what an unexciting wish!

I wish that I could use my mind to make objects move... telekinesis.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You can, problem is you can only move very small objects like small, torn out pieces of paper.

I wish that I made a wish that wouldn't go agaisnt me or anyone i love (I don't love you guys) and it would come true right now.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Congratulations! You got nothing.

I wish that I had a golden penny

 

[New_U.S.]

you get a gold painted penny......... dont spend it all at once

I wish for a million tickle me elmos (no batteries in them) and a place to sell them

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get the elmos, and go on eBay... but someone phishes you!

I wish for a sandwich

 

[WolSHaman]

The sandwich is cursed and upon eating it you die a ghastly and painful death.
I wish for a pet midgit.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

You get the guy who plays Mini-Me... Verne something... anyways he kills you.

I wish for WolSHaman's guinea pig to stop doing that pose.

 

[WolSHaman]

The avatar gets change, but then the new avatar is so awsome you die from its coolness.
I wish i had my own squad of flying attack porcupines who could spit acid.

 

[Eilhal]

They spit acid... at you

I wish this thread would die already... it was going when I disappered from the forum 3 months ago (or more)

By the way... hopefully I'll be back for good soon. sorry for going off topic though

 

[Volkof]

Your wish will come true....sooner or later (maybe years )

Well i wish this thread will last forever

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

It will, but it will degrade into general spam in about 15 posts anyways.

I wish that Eihal and Vokofe would stop having the same avatar.

 

[Tinki3]

Yeah.. me too

I wish for a |o||ip0p

 

[WolSHaman]

god cant read what you wished for so he splits the difference and shoots you.

I wish for a new computer.

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Here you go. BUT OH NO! It has Windows! NOOO... it's ruined.

I wish for 12 dollars. So I can add it to my savings of 8 dollars, so I'll have 20.

 

[WolSHaman]

Immediately after getting the money, a robber comes and steals all 20 dollars.
I wish i could breathe underwater.