The Wish Game!

[elmstfreddie]

Wish granted, the infernal crashes into his house and hands out koolaid, and then goes and kills you.

I WISH... THAT... I could speak Japanese because I don't understand the letters in Japanese Special Force

 

[Mmage]

You can speak japanese now, but u only talk in demonic now. When you asked the game store owner for the game, he thought u were a demon, and shot u.

I wish that i could wish something about not wishing a wish that was never wished but wishing is wished by the wisher about cheese.

 

[FMAlchemist]

wish granted

i wish for a nintendo Wii

 

[Mmage]

Wish granted, but then the cops come to your house. it seems that the wii belonged to some1 else first.

i wish for SH!T to hit the next poster.

 

[elmstfreddie]

Wish granted, and I was confused as to what this "SH!T" substance is. So, in return, I throw shit at you.

I wish that wishes never affected the time continuum.

 

[Mmage]

Wish not granted, for this wish does affect it by wishing that wishes CAN'T affect it. So thusly, your wish canceles itself.

I wish for a monkey.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Off topic: My internet is down. I'm using the computer in my moms work place. Sorry =(

On topic:You get the monkey but it rips all your beutiful hair out. Everyone hates you, you lose all your money, your girlfriend dumps you, your mom gets cancer, you find out your adopted, your dad gets run over by a truck, you lose all your possesions, AND then after a year of trying to survive you finnally painfully and slowly die.

I wish I have perfectly normal (size, texture, everything is normal about it) Sun Chips (that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Sun chips, that I’m 100% sure are Sun Chips, that’s 1 month from expiring, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost any important body part before, I don't have more body parts then regular humans, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before I eat the Sun Chips and if i get one i eat the Sun Chips first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish comittee does not have the power to stop this wish, I really really only want to eat those Sun Chips and won't have a craving to eat anymore, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes. Also, I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish.) in my hand at this very moment, that I won't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day (that means no holidays), that nobody else except for me wants that can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) And before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Sun Chips the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine.

FOR GNARNIA (For legal purposes)

 

[Monsterous]

Rightio. This will annoy your socks off

You get the sunchips. As soon as your about to eat them...
BAM!
You suddenly wake up. It was all a dream.



I wish for a wish that cannot be wished but must be wish with this wish but cannot be canceleed by a wish but will be by this wish but wont.

 

[Lobster]

Unfortunately the wishmaker gets onfused and kills you, and then destroys a brick wall

I wish it was international pinecone day

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Alright. Everyone is having fun, cool cool... AND THEN A GIANT WORM LANDS ON THEM AND KILLS EVERYONE (weirdest way to die, ever o_0)

No seriously... Everyone is having fun but then one kid throws a pinecone at another kid... who throws it back but misses. That person throws it at someone he thought threw it, who then throws it at someone else... The chain continues for so long that eventually the ENTIRE WORLD is throwing pinecones at one another. It starts a war known as the "Pinecone wars" and everyone eventually kills each other

I wish I have perfectly normal (size, texture, everything is normal about it) Sun Chips (that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Sun chips, that I’m 100% sure are Sun Chips, that’s 1 month from expiring, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost any important body part before, I don't have more body parts then regular humans, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before I eat the Sun Chips and if i get one i eat the Sun Chips first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish comittee does not have the power to stop this wish, I really really only want to eat those Sun Chips and won't have a craving to eat anymore, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes, The entire thing is in real life, not even close to a dream, That I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish.) in my hand at this very moment, that I won't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day (that means no holidays), that nobody else except for me wants that can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) And before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Sun Chips the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine.

 

[Monsterous]

Now im gonna annoy you

You wished it. But you wished it whilst THINKING it so they pop into your imagination. Only to see something catching your eye and your Sunchips are Gone.

I wish for a Meteor to hit a spot next to the school.
(do it do it do it)

 

[elmstfreddie]

It misses, and hits the school. Don't think you're gonna miss school; you have to go to the nearby private school which is harder and has more homework.

I wish I didn't get bit by spiders in middle of the night (unless one of them is a genetic mutant and I turn into spider-man!)

 

[Monsterous]

Wish Granted. Instead its a dying Beetle. It bites you. You turn genetic like that beetle but die 1 second later.

(+ rep for hitting the school. its the only one near me )

I wish for a meteor to hit a spot next to Mc'Donalds head-quarters.

 

[Mmage]

Ok, it does, and for some reason, aquater is getting a tour there. Uh oh. He burns up into ashes then those are swept into the wind. Oh and no more Mc'donalds food.

I wish that the person BEFORE me gets his wish. (Which happened, so nothing can change it. Or alter it, for the reason of its MY wish, you cant alter MY wish. Unless u are me. Or a Mod. Or Admin. etc...)

 

[Monsterous]

Wish Granted. But before it is. I won the be an admin for 10 seconds contest. I became one for 10 seconds. editted your wish saying "I wish for nothing". So then instead I give you a piece of poo

Then my 10 seconds are up



I wish for a Contest where u can be an admin for 10 seconds.

 

[Mmage]

Wish granted. But unfortunaly u missed it in the last second. It only lasted one second. So the admin who did the contest won for being only poster. So he becomes super admin. for about 4..3..2..1..
DING!
Super-Admin over.

I wish for a 20 second admin contest

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You win the contest but you were already asleep. It becomes too late to become the admin. Doesn't that suck?

I wish I have perfectly normal (size, texture, everything is normal about it) Sun Chips (that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Sun chips, that I’m 100% sure are Sun Chips, that’s 1 month from expiring, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost any important body part before, I don't have more body parts then regular humans, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before I eat the Sun Chips and if i get one i eat the Sun Chips first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish comittee does not have the power to stop this wish, I really really only want to eat those Sun Chips and won't have a craving to eat anymore, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes, The entire thing is in real life, not even close to a dream, That I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish, That I said out loud and not in my head.) in my hand at this very moment, that I won't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day (that means no holidays), that nobody else except for me wants that can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) And before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Sun Chips the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine.

 

[Cheddar]

Some homicidal maniac slashes your arm off. Too bad he isn't killing or kidnapping you. And you haven't lost it before, however, you have just lost it. Then the Sun Chips fall, but the maniac cuts off your other arm. Infuriated, you try to pick them up with your feet, however, the blood loss from your severed arms causes you to faint. As you lay unconsciously on the ground, fortunately, a doctor takes you to a nearby hospital. When you wake up 2 months later, they tell you your arms will be okay.

Though you will never be able to eat Sun Chips again.

Aren't you glad they saved your arms?

I wish for a crushed iPod.

 

[Mmage]

You get one. A crushed, sucky one that has no guts (wires n stuff).

I wish that eveyones name is "Apprentice to MMage"
and that all their avatars are mage related
and that i cant have ANYTHING bad happen to me and i can do ANYTHING
and that I am the ruler of all these apprentices.

 

[elmstfreddie]

Wish granted, but now since everyone is like you the world turns moronic and nothing is achieved, in fact, in most cases we lose technology and go backwards. Next thing ya know, this lead to the end of civilization.

I wish mmage won't get mad at me for saying that >_>