Weapons Battle Game!

[HG-Bonfire]

My expert team of orbital ion cannon engineers dismantle your Orbital Ion Cannon

 

[1)ark_Knight]

My 1 of a kind killer rabbit form Monty Python slaughters and beats your expert team of orbital ion cannon engineers.

 

[Ozzdog]

I pull out the (drum roll) HOLY HAND GRENADE, blessed by the banging monks. IT will anihalate your rabbit of deaTH!

 

[1)ark_Knight]

My new killer rabbit now has a divine shield from my team of Uther clones! so the holy had grenade failed to blow thy enemy into tiny bits! mwahahaha...i win!

 

[Wiseman_2]

My giant Nuclear Monkey swallows you Killer Rabbit (and shield) whole.

@ Ozzdog: Nobody has Holy Grenades but me. Got that?

 

[Ozzdog]

My Booby Trapped Lethal Banada Kit is just waiting to PWN your monkey

 

[seph ir oth]

A retail store worker discovers that your bandana kit has no bar code, and ships it away!

 

[KeeperofKeys]

My Ninja Commando inhumes your retail worker with an expertly thrown throwing star.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

My Pirate shoots your Ninja Commando in the back of the head.

 

[seph ir oth]

A futuristic pirate with a flying ship takes out your puny wooden ship and makes your pirate sink to the bottom of the ocean!

 

[MCV]

The Night Watch takes your futuristic pirates.

 

[Wiseman_2]

I rip apart your goddamn Night watch with my bare hands! I'm goddamn angry!

Lol, we had to watch that in Chemistry at the end o last year, the subtitles weren't even in any form of english that I could identify.

 

[MCV]

Medieval theft law defeats your hands.

(What! I was refering to the Night/City watch in Terry Prattchet's Diskworld books.)

 

[Wiseman_2]

Violent protests defeat your Theft law.

(I just googled "Nightwatch" to see if it was what I thought it was. Being the lazy and angry guy I am, I just took the first response, which was the same as the crappy Russian film that I saw).

 

[Anything.]

Violent protests defeat your Theft law.

(I just googled "Nightwatch" to see if it was what I thought it was. Being the lazy and angry guy I am, I just took the first response, which was the same as the crappy Russian film that I saw).

A group of pacifists come over to your house and ask to come in and have a sit and a cup of tea while they discuss your violent actions against the theft law. Ya know... Everything can be solved peacefully

 

[Wiseman_2]

My Scales of Injustice make your pacifists cry and run away, like the wussy cowards they are.

 

[Cornface]

My nuclear silo of justice nukes your Scale of injustice.

 

[1)ark_Knight]

My elite squad of helicoptersdrops a flare into your silo of justice and it explodes and is destroyed forever. (The helicpter flys away before blowing up along with the silo)

 

[Anything.]

My elite squad of helicoptersdrops a flare into your silo of justice and it explodes and is destroyed forever. (The helicpter flys away before blowing up along with the silo)

AA GUN!

 

[dadads]

Your AA gun got jammed by droppings of a group of flying Canadian Geese in triangular formation.