What if...

[Monsterous]

Then you better get some elsewhere (not specifing where due to censorship)

What if i actually said what i was going to say?

 

[Volkof]

well u just did...so life goes on


What if u were walking down the street one day and yr head suddenly exploded

 

[Monsterous]

I'd grow a new one.

What if my new head Exploded again?

 

[Mmage]

Youd grow another.

What if that head exploded, but he cant grow another?

 

[Monsterous]

Id grow an arm. Thus creating Third-Arm Man for 1 second then die.

What if i ate Cheese?

 

[mase]

You would be gassy!

What if I were Chuck Norris!?

 

[Monsterous]

You'd Die (watch the flash movie The Ultimate Showdown)

What if i was Nothing yet still existed?

 

[mase]

You would be invisible and invulnerable!

What if I haven't see The Ultimate Showdown?

 

[Mmage]

Then you should.

What if mase ignores me, and dosent watch it?

 

[Volkof]

Then he will miss that 8mins of laughter

What if a creepy guy suddenly walked THROUGH u?

 

[Monsterous]

I would walk through him as well.

what if i eat a KitKat?

 

[Volkof]

Then u can take a 10 secs break..

What if u became a wanted person!

 

[Makaze]

You get to meet lots of admirerers

What if there are really people who would hurt a fly!?

 

[Monsterous]

Then there MURDERERS and get sent to Prison.

What if i hit a fly Right now? (squishes one) and dont go to Jail

 

[Dustin11]

what if you all stopped saying what if???

 

[Mmage]

We would start saying "why should we?".

In the spirit of that im make a mock question and a real one.

Mock: Why should we flush the toilet? XD

Real: How would u feel if u went into your house and no1 flushed the toilet?

 

[SerraAvenger]

then you would ask "why should i breath?"...

...and suffocate within 5 minutes.

What if....
....Google would achive domination over the Internet, and therefore gain worrld domination?

 

[Flying Hipo]

I would be like, in the words of Eric Cartman (South Park), EH! I'm gonna kick you in the NUTS!

What if...
Chuck Norris became your servant! OOOOHHH! The possibilities!

 

[denmax]

Well that depends. Forever?

What if Water Buffalos fly?

 

[SerraAvenger]

then we purchase better flak - cannnons


What if I kill you?