What if...

[mase]

Front size? LOL
It would most likely expand the page...

What if you used the largest font and it expanded even my 1440px widescreen?

 

[denmax]

Then the post is more larger than all the posts combined with the famous Humor Threads (Including ALL Image Editing Threads)

WHAT IF IS (Is = Is?) sAID WHAT IF?

 

[Monsterous]

Then i would do nothing to stop it.

What if someone actually gave me an answer to my Homer question -.-

 

[denmax]

You did? I though it was a WISH?

What if Monsterous' avatar was a BladeMaster?

 

[mase]

He wouldn't seem as intellectual!

What if den's avi wasn't from FF10?

 

[Cheddar]

Then it would be from DotA.

What if denmax became an admin?

 

[pheonixashes]

Then the world would collapse on its side, and denmax would spawn Kimahri clones all over the Himalayas to go "Lol Ronso."

What if cheese nips were made of meat?

 

[Miz]

Sales would go up because
"Cheese Nips are so bad then can't get and worse"

What if all the shortern for the internet like LOL, wat , omfg were gone

 

[denmax]

Then we would say Laugh out Loud! Rolling on Floor Laughing! Oh My F***ing God!

What if almost everyone in the world won't insult me?

 

[mase]

I would be the part that isn't included in the 'almost everyone'

What if everyone really hated you?

 

[denmax]

Everyone does really hate me... YOU CAN TELL!!!!!!

This is a real question that must be answered without stoopid* HUMOR!

What if the world was a peaceful and unpoluted place which has the traits of respecting, forgiving and is no insult to me?

 

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Then we would be living on the second Earth after the Lord has come to take us back and the Devil has gather his souls. Honestly, I can't wait.


What if Japan had never attacked us in WW2 and we were never brought into the war?

 

[denmax]

Then we would lack weapons of defense right now.

What if blood never existed?

 

[Monsterous]

Then leeches would be extinct.

What if i had a BFG with me?

 

[denmax]

Then it would only be big, but still the same power as the weakest and rusty version of a pistol (NOT MAGNUM, PISTOL)

BFG = Big Fucking Gun. Nothing saying it would be powerful.

What if acid was the same as toxic?

 

[mase]

Acid rain would turn into toxic rain.

What if I got a 5 on my AP test?
5 is the highest score you can get and an AP test is a college level test that I took this year as a Junior (11th grade).

 

[Monsterous]

Then geniuses all around the world will try to hire you but they will each alltogether kill themselves over the famous war:

War of the Brain.



What if i ate 5,000,000,000 tins of BAKED BEANS!!!

 

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Then the world would explode because of all the methane gas you produced would turn into a major greenhouse effect and some smoker would light a cigarette and we would all make like goblin sappers.

What if everyone was born knowing Karate except Asian people.

 

[mase]

The asians would use guns agiasnt us!

What if someone created an uber program that would do anythign you wanted?

 

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Then Marshall Law would be at hand.

What if everyone could hack?