Crime Wife 'tries to stab husband' after covering herself in BUBBLE WRAP to keep clean

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A woman wrapped herself in bubble wrap before attempting to kill her estranged husband by repeatedly stabbing him.

Laura Jean Wenke was said to be jealous her estranged husband had a new girlfriend.

Police in Los Altos, California, said she had carefully planned the attack on her husband as he sat working in his office.

The 50-year-old had wrapped her body in plastic body wrap, wore overalls and boots before embarking on her alleged mission to kill.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Wife 'tries to stab husband' after covering herself in BUBBLE WRAP to keep clean

Laura Jean Wenke, 50, of Los Altos, California, was said to be jealous her estranged husband had a new girlfriend and she allegedly stabbed him, though he survived the attack.
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Holy crap. [del]Jealousy will make you crazy. eh?[/del]

Well, Isn't that story proof enough for craziness ?
 
FireCat said:
Holy crap. [del]Jealousy will make you crazy. eh?[/del]

Well, Isn't that story proof enough for craziness ?
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No. Check out Freud's Psycho Analysis to find out why :)

I suggest that this was planned murder. Blood stains on her cloths would have given her away. But so would have the blood stains on the Bubble wrap :p
Luring the guy into the Kitchen would have been the best Idea :p After all that mess, there are enough wipes and what not to clean the Kitchen and an opportunity to get rid of the trash :D I was thinking: Soup a la Bro :D
 
Much as I'd hate to say this, she's kinda brillant :eek:
 
The only thing that gave her away was all the popping when she walked. So close...
 
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