Weird Woman 'married' to Berlin Wall for 29 years

The Helper

Necromancy Power over 9000
Staff member
Reaction score
A woman with a bizarre fetish for inaninimate objects has revealed she has been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.

Yup, you read it right. "She insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall" <-- Oh Yeah!
Last edited:


And as the moon rises, we shall prepare for war
Reaction score
I married my Xbox when I was in Iraq. Then it got blown up... there are some striking similarities between us.
General chit-chat
Help Users
  • No one is chatting at the moment.

    The Helper Discord

    Members online

    No members online now.


    Hive Workshop NUON Dome World Editor Tutorials

    Network Sponsors

    Apex Steel Pipe - Buys and sells Steel Pipe.