Weird Woman 'married' to Berlin Wall for 29 years

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A woman with a bizarre fetish for inaninimate objects has revealed she has been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, wed the concrete structure in 1979 after being diagnosed with a condition called Objectum-Sexuality.

Mrs Berliner-Mauer, whose fetish is said to have its roots in childhood, claimed she fell in love with the structure when she first saw it on television when she was seven.

She began collecting "his" pictures and saving up for visits. On her sixth trip in 1979 they tied the knot before a handful of guests.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall.


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Yup, you read it right. "She insists she has a full, loving relationship with the wall" <-- Oh Yeah!
 
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I married my Xbox when I was in Iraq. Then it got blown up... there are some striking similarities between us.
 
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