You know your addicted to warcraft when...

MrApples

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864: When you can still hear the interface/background music of the game when the sound is off.
 

1)ark_Knight

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865: your typing a reply to this thread and you almost piss your pants
866: you have over a gig of saved WC images
867: you change your desktop backround every week
868: all your desktop has on it is Warcraft
869: you buy the "z-board" for WoW so you can pwn faster
870: you play WoW enough to accually pwn someone...
871: the first thing you think of for you b-day is WoW:BC
872: you can understand "WoW: BC" and all the abbv. of WC
873: all your parents ever see of you is the back of your head (staring at comp. while on WC)
874: When almost all of the things evryone has posted here are true about you (thats me)
875: When you spend your free time posting hero ideas in the thread "Any hero ideas out there"
876: When you know where to find that thread and go there constantly
877: When you sell b.net accounts to make a living
878: when you....hang on a sec i have to finish my enchanting macro on WoW
879: when you read all the replys to ths thread
880: after you recite the pledge of alligence you say "FOR THE HORDE" or "FOR LORDEARON"
881: your dogs name is arthas
882: on your finals you see the question: "what was your favorite thing you have learned about this year in Algebra II?" and your answer is " X-24t^2= WoW"
883: you look at a rock and say...hmm that looks like Varamatharis
884: you capture ravens hoping one will turn into Medivh
885: you just got up to pee from when you started typing this
886: you have a warcraft myspace
887: you've played wc1, wc2, and wc3, and WoW..then played wc1 all over again
888: when you see "888" you accually see that you have 6 heavy shots left for your hunter's rifle of the boar (the 8 being 2 seperate "o"s)
889: when you can sit here all day typing something only people who are bored as hell read
890: when your subscribed to several WC forums
891: if you are reading this i feel very sorry for you becuase u must truly be bored as hell if so read #900 maybe ul laugh...idk
892: when you get married on WoW
893: when you and your wife agree on naming your kid Gar'thul
894: when you never seem to run out of ideas for this
895: when your son's name is Gar'thul Jr.
896: when you take up a page typing all of this
897: if you have ever tried to summon an infernal with you staff you bought on E-bay
898: if #897 worked
899: if you type 35 of these "your addicted to wc when..." things at midnight
900: your mother says "son...your dad just died" while your on WoW and you reply " Ill eat dinner a second i just have to get to Stormwind" :D
 
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Zmurf

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901. When you read the first thread and you think 2 hours is a rediculously short play time and get pissed when your parents kick you off after 8 hours.

... Wait was this a hypothetical thing?

... My Bad ...
 
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Zero R.

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902. When your mom says that your father died, and you tell her off because she just ruined your chance to Creepjack that Archmage. But then, he lauches an offensive! 6 Gryphons, 6 Gyros. The Wagonmancer dosen't work! OH NOES! DIVINE SHEILD! HAHAH NUB I R INVINCIBABOL NUB LOLZ!11
 

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903. When you get from level 1 to 30 in one day playing WoW :eek: :D
 
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The_Mage

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904. When you know who Shadowfrench is
905. When youv bought some of his products to own noobs.
906. when youv goten into an argument on whats better Tob or dota.
907. when you have every single version of dota from the very first.
908. when your computer crashes because youv played too much Wc.
909. when you actually make frostmourne.






my WE doesnt work! :banghead:
 

1)ark_Knight

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911: When you make another reason so you can keep it alive and see it get to 1000 reasons (which is rediculous)...

Off in the distance young Billy hears a noise..." Must...make...one...thou...sand rea..sons" Billy hears it and runs off to his computer and opens the Internet to his homepage...Thehelper.net. Then he logs in and goes to the post titles " You know your addicted to warcraft when..." so he can save the day! Then Billy runs off in the woods to where he heard the noise and finds 1)ark_Knight's corpse...he picks up the nearest stick and pokes it...Billy poked it again...and again...he leaves. THE END

912: When your homepage is TH.net
 
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LichofAzrule

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913:When you find a skull and try to use it to blight the ground
 

Josh007CL

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914: When you have a favorites folder named Blizzard Entertainment and the folder is full of sites on warcraft
 

DM Cross

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915: When you're this guy:

FireEffect said:
Took me forever but i counted 350 something that apply to me!!!! :nuts:
 

Bunnyburn

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#917 When You whack off to Jaina (THAT ISN'T ME AT ALL, NOPE!)
#918 When Travel to the north pole looking for the Lich King, so you can submit your mortal soul and invade Lordaeron.
#919 When you FIND the Lich King.
#920 When you want to buy a pros B.net account, but find you are a bit short, so you try to turn you litle brother into gold.
#921 When you have made a lesbian porno cinematic between Jaina and Syvanas with the world editor (It didnt turn out all to well)
#922 When you get in a good 29 hours a day on Warcraft 3.
#923 When you realize mold is growing on the water fountain, so you go kill the centaur chieftan and get the rune of purification.
#924 When you plunge yourself into a bowl of punch, hoping it will give you the power to kill Cenarius.
#925 When you attempt to use warcraft strategies to suceed in real life, (Dont try to hero rush in football)
#926 When you suceed in using warcraft strategies to do well in real life
#927 When your sole purpose in life is to beat Wc3 ROC and TFT blindfolded,
#928 WHen you beat WC3 blindfolded.
#929 When you want to skip school and play warcraft so bad, you wave around a stick, trying to make an illusion to go to school for you.
#930 When you are trying to escape from your house, but you brother see's you, and tries to alert your parents, so you try to banish him
#931 When your teamates get hit out by dodgeballs in gym class, you yell at them and thell them to stop feeding.
#932 When you begin to find Vashj attractive.
#933 When you begin to find abominations attractive.
#944 When you make a completely poinless reason just so you can end one post more.
#945 When you try to use Far Sight to peek into the girls locker room (Far Seers are such lucky bastards)
#946 When you begin to wonder why their are no female orcs
#947 When you take Jaina and change her color in the WE to green, just so those orcs wouldnt feel lonely ( Please reccomend a good sound set for her, im using Antonidas) :D
#948 When you sing "Storm, Earth, and Fire" for the talent show.
#949 You find ways to abbriviate WC abriviations. (lol is just l, noob is nb, and DotA is TGGECBSWLOE- The Gayest Game Ever Created, By Someone, Who, Lives, On, Earth
#950 After posting 33 things that show your addicted to warcraft, you go and play warcraft.
-Bunnyburn
HELL YEAH, WHO ADDED A PAGE TO THE THREAD, ME BABY!!!
#951 when you gloat about adding a page to a thread.
 
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ApocalypX

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#954 When you look up into the sky in pursuit of Naxxramas.
#955 When you think you've leveled up.
 

Pineapple

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#957 when you bring a sword to a gun fight because the blademaster is stronger then the rifleman
 
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