You know your addicted to warcraft when...

[bada613]

600:when u postphone going to the bathroom at ten and fall aslep in ur own urin at 12:00 at night while playing dawn if the dead.


601:when u strt playing dotd on mon 12:00am and stop on frid 6:00am just to let ur eyes bleed.

602:when u kill ur family cuz they say "u r obsessed"and then try to cast re-animate over their dead carcasses


603:when after a emberassing fight u ay "meh, i only lost cuz i didnt get a critical hit"

(these may not b as good and tht is cuz they are things ive done xcept 4 killng my family...thts right.......i "didnt" kill them......)

 

[bada613]

604:when while sitting in class u jump up and say "FOR AZEROTHHHH!!!!!!" and jump the teacher

605:when u spend 2 days straight programming a game and modeling just to get a half @$$ dotd make up

606:when ur brother/sister catch u shouting at the computer saying CMON!!! WTF WAS THT??

607:when u creat a map and all u get to do is scrw with peoples heads using cheats

608:when u try to telother through a wall by repetativley banging ur head in2 it :banghead:


609:when u get sent to a 12 step plan called "warcraft inc." for shouting obscure things and jumping ur teachr"

610:when u created 10 hentai games...20 dotd games...and 3 zombie games just so u can b part a a clan that doesnt exist

611:when u look like a racoon after 48 hours of straight warcraft *as speaking or bada i must say that bada dos not mean n e vulgsrity t those with w3s (warcraft 3 sndrom) and heavily apologizes to the victims*


sry guys gotta let my eyes drain

 

[red_rabit]

612. when thear ar 612 post on this topic and you post over half of them

613. when you got over 5000 posts on this site

614. when your the last poster on this form

615. when you post 4 or more posts on same topic

616. when you play so much you eyes hurt to shut them

617. when your in your 40's and still live in your parents basment playing warcraft

618.when you get fired for playing warcraft at work

619. when you play warcraft at work

620.when you up at 4am posting on how you now your adicted to playing warcraft

621. when your computer cost more than your house and it only has warcraft games on it

622.when you got so maney posts you cant remember the ones youv already said

623. when you try to post the most on this form

624. when your power goes out and you try to youse chain lightning to play on warcraft

624 when you 14 resons your adicted to warcraft

 

[Persen]

613: When you play WC3 25 hours a day, 7 days a week, and make maps in WE the rest of the time.

 

[Bartuc08]

625: when you get on TH at school and have to explain to the guy next to what triggers are

 

[red_rabit]

626. when you play on warcraft so much you cant even tell time and when you thank 613 comes after 624

 

[NAGA!]

627.You revive this hopelessly dead thread and wait for the carnage to return.

 

[Heko]

628. when you use the bathroom as fast as you can and try to come back to play

 

[sapmangat]

629. when you......uhh play warcraft

 

[red_rabit]

630.when you now how to work gmax only becaous you make custom models for warcraft on it ^
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[Freeplay]

631. When u reply to this

632. when u have 25 chars on 15 different realms, all lowbies. (but not the case for me)

 

[Naine]

633 - When you collect "authentic" Warcraft wepontry
634 - When you say: "Mother dear, where has Arthas gone now?"
635 - When your excuse to not hand in homework is that orcs raided your home and took all your fine homework.
636 - Your sick, and you blame in on a shaman from the BlackRock clan.

 

[UTMTEWC3ADIC]

GOD this tread is abaut to go happy birthday in less than 3 weeks

637 - wen u finish reading a 1 year long thread of wc3 in 1 hour

638 - wen u get mad cuz someone of ur family died and now u have to spend 3 hours of ur life on the funeral wen u culd be wasting it on wc3 <-ME >=(

639 - wen on june 22 u sing happy birthday at this tread <-- me me me

640 - wen ur comp can run wc3 w/o the disc or an no-cd crack

641 - wen you see at other ppl and u think they are missing a lot on life bc they dont play wc3

642 - wen ur dam chair smells like ass >=O dam u cant get that odor out w nothing

643 - wen u wana enter the comp to live an eternity from map to map

644 - wen u are pale from not getting sun at all bc u play wc3 al day

645 - wen u start confusing day w nigt ex:u wake at 7 am and sleep at 9pm on a week u are waking up at 6 pm and going to sleep at 9 am and such shit

646 - wen u tipe like me

647 - wen u have the 2 windows start butons remove from keyboard cuz u press them wen u try to press alt and then lag

648 - wen u have got lots of ppl to play wc3

649 - wen wc3 bacomes a way of life for u like ex:u start dropping ur grades confusing day w nigt u tell ur gf ur sleepy and u wna hang up wen u just wana spend the whole night playing wc3

650 - wen u can ezly write like 1k ways to realize ur addicted to wc3

651 - wen u start thinking that life is a war betwen god and satan and they dont make ur life better bc thye dont have mana or sum shit

652 - wen ur mouse pad is black in the middle and u brougth it like 1 month ago

653 - wen u culd have ur room door removed and u dont even care in fact u love the idea

654 - wen u dont go to sleep untill u are so tired that u cant even open ur eyes

655 - wen u think ur life sucks but then u play a dota and u forget abaut all

656 - wen the onlyway u minimize wc3 is to masturbate and then quicly go back to game

657 - wen u say LOL on real life

658 - wen u refer to life as real life cuz u know ur life is wc3

659 - wen u start ur comp and wc3 starts by itself

660 - wen u love wc3 as much as u love pie

661 - wen u start loving wc3 mroe than pie OMG WTF NOOOOOOOOO PIE ah fuck it we have wc3 ROFL

662 - wen aftehr like 2 years of wc3 play u still dont even get tired a bit of playing it

663 - wen u hold the shit like 3 hours before u go to bathroom then its like shitting a dam coconut

664 - wen u dont mind the pain of shitting a coconut cuz u did it fo wc3

665 - wen u make an accaunt on this forum just cause of this tread <---WOOTZORS

666- OMG WC3 IS THE PWNSORS AND U SUCK IF U DONT THINK THAT IT IS CUZ IM THE ULTIMATE WC3 ADDICT AND IF U MATCH W ONE OF THIS ONES UR A ADDICT IF U MATCHED MORE THAN 5 UR A WC3 LOVER IF U MATCHED 10 U ARE IN TEH WC3 RELIGION IF U MATCHED 20 U ARE ALMOST GOD OF THE WC3 ADDICTS!@!!@ IF U MATCHED ALL U ARE LIKE ME AND U PWN AND U JUST LOVE WC3 AND WORSHIP IT AND U LICK THE CD CUZ U LOVE IT !@!!!!1111111111

VIVA LA WC3!!!!!!11111111122233333

 

[Zero R.]

Shut up.

667. When you think you are 'cool' because you reached to a number goal in this thread.

668. When you use chatspeak to achieve your state of 'coolness'.

669. When your b.net name is xXaRtHaZb1tChXx.
670. When your real life name is xXaRtHaZb1tChXx.
671. When you repeatedly reply to this thread.
672. When you reach 1000.
673. When you reach 1000 a second time because the TheHelper server crashed.
674. This makes you sad.
675. Your xFire account says that you played TFT/ROC for more than 1000 hours.
676. When you would give sexual favors to get Warcraft.
677. You would kill your bst friend to play Warcraft.
678. You would stop having sex forever to play Warcraft.
679. Hey guys! It's Full Metal Alchemist! FUCK THAT HERE's WARCRAFT LOL.
680. You would be Fuhrer, you will not have all female personell of the military be naked, but rather have everyone play Warcraft instead.
681. Doing 680 would mean that you're insane.
682. You actually believe in all this shit.
683. You suck Conan's body parts to play WC3.
684. Now, seriously, that's not good.

685. You would rather type like an asshole than type correctly to play WC3.
686. You loathe Diablo.
687. You loathe Warcraft 2, but you love WC3.
689. Insane bastard son.
690. Do or die, No reply, don't deny that you're synthetic. You're pathetic.
691. You have given more than 50 reasons to be an addict.
692. And that included pre-crash reasons.
693. You WORSHIP me for reaching 1000 reasons. yes, Yes, Hail me.
694. You don't think I'm egoistic, right?
695. Cause, if you do, I would have to kill you.
696. You believe that the above reasons have something to do with WC3.
697. I love pie.
698. Be happy or die.
699. IT RHYMED!
700. The number 700 reminds you of the number of reasons it takes to be an idiot.
701. Yes, that means you're an idiot.
702. Idiot.

 

[Jimpy]

703.

You cut your penis off...

For the horde!

 

[Naine]

704 - You get in a deep conversation on the thickness of Arthas's eyebrows.
705 - You paint your skin green... Everyone asks if you are the hulk but you say: "No, I am and Orc"
706 - Your Hallowe'en costume is Warcraft related.

 

[YosLin]

707 - when you name your children/pets after warcraft characters (has this been said yet? and wow......707 reasons :nuts: ....)

 

[w/e]

708: When the best way to blackmail you is to threaten to break your wc CD.

 

[UTMTEWC3ADIC]

704 - You get in a deep conversation on the thickness of Arthas's eyebrows.

wat the hell migth be hes gay...

709 - wen u see this tread and say god this guys are IDIOTS but deep inside u know u are addicted so u migth as well stfu!

 

[Zero R.]

710. When your novels involve the following:
711. The Emerald Dream - Fact of Completely planned out farce perpertrated by my brother.
712. Harry Dryad and the Burning Trees [WTF!?]
713. Jimmy and the Norhtrend Tree Wall.
714. An essay regarding the thickness of Arthas' eyebrows.
715. Right Clicking for Undead action: Is it moral?
716. Magic and it's side effects.
717. Naga - Fishmen, or Menfish? The Mind wobbles.