You know your addicted to warcraft when...

[NAGA!]

528:You are about to die but you say it does not matter because you have the reincarnation ability
529:You are about to die and you don't have the reincarnation ability but you still say it does not matter because your family can resserect you at the altar of nOObs

You know,I've got a map that has two teams,pros and noobs,and the hero altar for the noob team is....gasp,altar of nOObs >.>

564.You have made over 1000 maps(do you belive I did?You probably don't)
565.You have made a map with over 60 custom races(gasp,me!)
566.You quote "wOOt" when this thread gets to 566

wOOt!

 

[mixmax2]

567. When you beg your 100 year old mother to buy you warcraft undies
568. When you choose Warcraft over Staying Alive without Warcraft
569. When your name is Im_On_56k or xxxxConanxxx on a Warcraft Forum

 

[WastedSavior]

570. you write a big ass long list about reasons why you love warcraft?
571. You find a forum called "thehelper" and worship it like a religion
572. You started out life poor, you died poor, and all your children received Warcraft Trivia Medals of honor

 

[Im_On_56k]

573. While walking back to your house after buying some warcraft cloths you see someone playing warcraft through a window and stop and watch.

 

[Siefer]

574. When the line between being awake, dreaming, and playing Warcraft begins to fade into near-nothingness

 

[Xaven]

575

575 - ...someone calls you, you reply 'Yes milord?'
576 - ...you paint yourself green and hide in burrows, shooting people with arrows
577 - ...you organise items into mazes (thinking your playing TD)
578 - ...your WC3 CD melts into the computer due to over-usage
579 - ...you can read this list without falling asle..ZzzzZzzz...

 

[Pyromancer]

iiiitsssss, stttttiiiillll aaalllliiivveee, iiii wwoonnnttt ffaaaiiillll yyoouu...... blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

it died. we've listed every single thing ever. 579

good grief!!!!!!!

580. when you get in debt for $10000000000000 to the electric company for playing to much you-know-what







yay, i get 580!!!!! my lucky number (according to my horoscope)

 

[w/e]

nor will I fail you. 581:
when you kill off your whole family and surrounding nieghbors so they wont bother you while playing and die three days later from low blood pressure.

 

[Arcane]

582. When you dream about playing The Helper's Last Stand map, (Or whatever it is called.) *You know, I did dream about it, last night...I was playing as this hero with Guldan model, he had Frost Nova and chain heal or whatever.* Yes I know, I'm crazy :nuts: .

 

[XXXconanXXX]

582. When your computer kersplodes from all the hours of WC play.

 

[Pyromancer]

nor will I fail you. 581:
when you kill off your whole family and surrounding nieghbors so they wont bother you while playing and die three days later from low blood pressure.

many people have died from starvation, exhaustion, etc. because they played on the computer for so long. im serios!!!!! look into it!

 

[Jimpy]

583

580. when you get in debt for $10000000000000 to the electric company for playing to much you-know-what

583. When you correct someone else saying that you have cable and it is completely payed by your dads office.

584. When you have free cable

585. When there are 585 reasons for being addicted to warcraft... and growing.

586. When your checking a hot girl out and you notice that the nightelfs have a better jiggle. (Not me.. just pulled this out of my ass, Don't get any ideas)

 

[Jimpy]

*And when the nigthelf happens to be a druid of the talon...

 

[SwatyBoy]

Oops

587. You'll make a Maple Story RPG map.

588. You'll buy a Red coat, thinking it is posible to activate immolation by setting it on fire and wearing it and thinking it might burn up all Ents (Your Bad Friends)

589. You'll dress like a sheep and try to build farms...

 

[SWAT-Sheep]

590. You'll try to sit on your pet dog and hold a plastic sword, then go out to challenge your friend in tag.

591. Better than tip 588, set your self on fire for permanent immolation.

592. You'll say ''Darkness called.. But i was on the phone so i missed it. I tried to star 69 darkness but his machine picked up, so i yelled ''Pick up the phone darkness!'' but he ignored...Darkness must have been screening his calls...''

592 + 593. ''Ringggg Ringggg... Hello? Darkness whats up? Did the demon hunter . left you a message?
Darkness: No i dont have his number...

 

[Luciann]

Wow this has gone on for a long time.... *eyes bleeding*


So..are there n e step down clinics for this sorta thing, or am I just doomed?

....ugh...

594. When you experience "Warcraft Withdrawal". :banghead:

 

[SWAT-Sheep]

595. You sit in the fridge and ask your brother...''Come and get me Ents!!''

 

[SWAT-Sheep]

596. You will sit on the stove and say ''IM A FIRELORD!! MUAHAHA''

596+597. You burn and the stove and die and your brother says...ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRE..

598. You'll be a space marine (I guess) and poke your brother all day long and say ''Taste of my bullets!" :shades:

 

[Jimpy]

599. when you post 3 times in a row on a forum

 

[Pyromancer]

that just shows your stupid and want -rep