100 ways to piss your teacher off

[red_rabit]

20. every time your teacher sait down at her desk say hay(teachers name) i nead some help on this

then when thay comr to help you say ow nvm i figerd it out and do this evert time she saits down

 

[King TonGoll]

17. Ask them for their email address and sign them up for gay porn.

my teachers a girl soo. lezbo porn!

21: eat a eraser or glue or something and ask to go to the bathroom. come back with a cup filled with pee and spill it on your desk. and say.
"WTF THERES PEE ON MY DESK!"

 

[XXXconanXXX]

22. Say randomly during class "(Insert random friend's name here) told me to ask you if he could have some fries with that shake."

 

[ReVolver]

This is so old why bump it?

Any ways throwing pencils at the ceiling always does the trick

 

[corvusHaunt]

Classic-
Telling the teacher that the dog ate your homework.

 

[ReVolver]

Funny time in my spanish class when I was eating one of my mexican candies. "Tamarindo Lollipops" he said that it looks like uncooked meat and I said "Your mom does" it was so funny but I got him so pissed that he gave me a refferal.

 

[Mullit]

Any ways throwing pencils at the ceiling always does the trick

or putting glue on blunt stuff and throwing it at the ceiling. i remember the ceiling of my high school science lab was covered in the most random stuff. there was even a glue stick stuck high up on the wall.

 

[WastedSavior]

27
Bring a cup to class every day and put it on the teachers desk without them knowing it was you, after about a week give them a printed out inspection list saying "drug test - failure to comply" for the last week, tell them they have till friday to pack up they're things and leave

 

[Kenito]

28) Be a person with poor anger management, and slam the door reaaaaalllllyyyy hard whenever you enter/exit the room. A girl did that, and got my math teacher pissed. In time, the glass even cracked, and we had to tape it before it would shatter.

 

[Jindo]

29 (related to one of the first ones:/) One day, fall off your chair in class, and laugh histerically for ages. Keep doing this for the whole week, on the next week, come back in, then fall off your chair and yell "IT'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!!!!!"

~Jindo

 

[Naine]

30) If your teacher is doing something like a slideshow for your school (Or maybe your librarian is) Find a way to get into it and change everything around.

31) If there is a Web Team of students that designs your school site (Sometimes in Public School) weasle your way onto it and start putting gfay porn EVERYWHERE on the site and then upload it.

 

[corvusHaunt]

32.
Preperation: Make a picture with a portrait of the lab teacher's face, and edit it by drawing on it, attaching the head to different bodies off like Google, whatever.

Execution: When your lab teacher goes away for a minute, and the projector is on, wheel over to his/her computer and open the picture that you saved on the public hard drive. Then it pops up on the projector

Result: Teacher gets pissed. He doesn't know who did it. Everyone is laughing. It's all good...
(I did this and it was hilarious )

 

[The Helper]

Wow this is an old one. When all the old timers were probably in high school getting on the forum using proxies and breaking through parental control software. There are some serious names from the past in this one. Good stuff!