ChaCha, people search for you

[sqrage]

Status: Connected to guide: ClydeP
ClydeP: Welcome to ChaCha!
ClydeP: hi
You: Hi
You: I'm in need of basketball cleets
ClydeP: Please be more specific as to what you're looking for on this topic.
ClydeP: ok searching now
You: My friends tell me that shoes make you better at basketball so i want to buy them
ClydeP: ok
ClydeP: there are football and baseball cleats but no basketball cleats
You: oh
You: I can't play football because i have asthma
ClydeP: do you want soccer cleats or something
You: hmm
You: think that will be good for basketball?
ClydeP: no
You: Damn
ClydeP: no cleats used in basketball
You: ever?
ClydeP: no
You: omg
You: my friends are assholes
You: thanks
ClydeP: soorry bye
You: bye
ClydeP: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

hehe told him/her a while to realize they don't exist ;p

 

[Grozzy]

short one

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ElizabethL
ElizabethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
ElizabethL: Hello
ElizabethL: Details on how people become president?
ElizabethL: The steps to get there
You: I need some easy steps on becoming Americas next President
ElizabethL: This is the simplest list of steps
ElizabethL: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yeah
ElizabethL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Result: http://www.ehow.com/how_136497_become-president-united.html

Heres one for you Pineapple
"Hunting Pineapples"
>: D

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DavidG
DavidG: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi!
DavidG: hello!
You: I need some tips on finding Pineapples
DavidG: hmm
You: Do they spend time on Forums ?
DavidG: alright, let me see what I can get for you
DavidG: what forums?
You: every forum
DavidG: maybe
You: When you say "maybe" do you mean that you dont believe me ?
DavidG: no, that just means I have no idea
You: ok
DavidG: let me see if I can find any good sites for you
You: ok
You: I once ate a pineapple
DavidG: pineapples are tasty
You: yeah
You: On the page you gave me, the pineapple flyes outside the windows, they cant fly, cant they ?
DavidG: im not sure really haha
You: arent there so many tips on hunting Pineapples on the internet ?
DavidG: i would have thought so, but no
You: Too bad, think i'll have to learn by myself
DavidG: all i am finding is that one site
You: ok
You: I threw a pineapple out the window once, next day, it was on the floor in my room again, scary
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CalvinE
CalvinE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: can you help me with the pineapples ?
CalvinE: Okay.
CalvinE: You want information on pinapple hunting?
You: kinda
You: i've heard that they're on forums
You: Is it hard finding pineapples on the internet ?
CalvinE: I'm not quite sure what you're looking for.
You: pineapples
CalvinE: the fruit?
You: yeah, and the internet type
CalvinE: As in the definition I have selected in the first link?
You: not sure
You: let me get a closer look please
You: Theres a guy NAMED pineapple
CalvinE: Okay.
You: : D
CalvinE: On what type of forum? It's probably a somewhat common username.
You: k
You: ...
You: Well
You: whatever, i'll try find it myself
You: *evil laugh*
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

I'm willing to do almost anything for Rep >: D
but not stuff i dont know what

 

[sqrage]

Lol, this is fun when bored, a short one.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JoeS
You: chacha vs google
JoeS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: who would win?
You: fast
You: I need a fast answer
You: chacha vs google
JoeS: oh dude
JoeS: google
JoeS: don't get me started
You: Nice
You: I just won like $20 man
JoeS: haha
JoeS: nice
JoeS: enjoy it
You: Thanks
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

 

[King TonGoll]

They are real people.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleK
MichelleK: Welcome to ChaCha!
MichelleK: Hello there
You: hello
You: I am serching for smurfs.
MichelleK: What kind of information about smurf's can I help you search for today?
You: what color they are
MichelleK: Would you be looking for images of smurfs?
You: yes
MichelleK: One moment please and I will send over your results ok?
You: arigato !
MichelleK: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes thank you.
You: I will eat you're babys now.
MichelleK: DO Itashimashte
MichelleK: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no this is goog thank you!
MichelleK: Thank you for searching with ChaCha take care!
MichelleK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

I Was hesitant.... and I thought I would test if she was a bot or not.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

I wonder how many people actually use that site for relevent search results.

I dare someone to try and sell them something.
for + rep!

Like,
you: hello, would you like to buy some WoW gold?
person: wtf n00b
[your computer just got DELETED!!!]

 

[DDRtists]

I win.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hello
RebeccaD: Hello
RebeccaD: What can I find for you about television?
You: I'm here to offer you a great deal on a NEW Television
You: Buy it?
You: $400, really cheap
RebeccaD: Do you have a legitimate search?
You: Yeah.
You: A picture of a duck please
You: I need to for my TV ad.
RebeccaD: one moment
You: Okay.
You: 3
You: 3*
RebeccaD: Are these results sufficient?
You: Wow, those are some sexy ducks, they will attract some views
You: Yes, thank you.
You: I love you
RebeccaD: welcome
RebeccaD: have a good day
RebeccaD: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

 

[King TonGoll]

........ They're real fake people too!

 

[Pineapple]

Lol this is way to fun.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenS
KarenS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
KarenS: Hi there, I'll be helping with your search today.
You: ok good i need to know if im ugly
KarenS: OK - one moment and I'll see what I can find for you...
KarenS: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: I have tried anorexia its not working
KarenS: No, that would definitely not work! Just a moment...
You: ok
You: are you sure? all my friend do it, and there pretty
KarenS: More results on the way - I'm still searching...
You: ok
You: ok thats good
You: i thikn ill stick with anorexia for a bit thanks though
KarenS: OK - hope that helps!
KarenS: Thanks for using
KarenS: Thanks for using ChaCha!
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

@Grozzy. I loved that i laughed. If they found me that would be funny.
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Rep if you can get into an argument with one.

 

[King TonGoll]

Rep if you can get into an argument with one.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Evon V
Evon V: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Pron fast now me want!
Evon V: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Pron fast now me want!)
Evon V: I'm sorry I can't help you Find porn.
Evon V: Session ending due to restricted content
Status: Session ended.

.......Yea I try, but there robot humans.

 

[Grozzy]

I tried 2 things now

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MichelleS
MichelleS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey
MichelleS: Hello, how can i help you?
You: i want proof for whats the best, chacha or google
MichelleS: Well either you search something yourself, or a guide searches for you
MichelleS: there isn't any proof..
You: oh
MichelleS: but only your opinion
You: what do you you thinks the best
MichelleS: if i'm multitasking.. i'll use chacha
MichelleS: if i want to just find something myself.. i use google
You: so you stalk Chacha ?
MichelleS: stalk?
You: betray
MichelleS: of course not
You: so you dont use google
MichelleS: there's nothing in the rules that says i can't
You: ohhhh
You: why ?
MichelleS: why what
You: did you read Terms of use ?
You: the whooole thing ?
MichelleS: sure
You: with the tiiiiny tiny text
MichelleS: well we can't be chatting.. so i have to go now.. have a good night.
MichelleS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KatrinaH
KatrinaH: Welcome to ChaCha!
KatrinaH: Hello, how are you?
You: Do yoy want to buy the extremely new Television for only 700$ ?
KatrinaH: No thanks!
You: Why nor
KatrinaH: What can I find for you today regarding TV?
You: EXTREMELY NEW
You: You will regret this
You: Soon EVERYONE will have one
KatrinaH: Can I find anything for you today?
You: :/
You: no
You: TV
You: EXTREMELY NEW
You:
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

 

[Mullit]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JerryC
JerryC: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi
JerryC: Hi, my name is Jerry and I'll be assisting you with your search.
JerryC: Please help me by giving me more information on what you are searching for.
You: Eggs
You: lots of them.
JerryC: uh huh
You: Yeah.
JerryC: what about them
You: The color, I don't know what they look like.
JerryC: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Nope
You: I love you
JerryC: Thanks for using ChaCha. I hope I was helpfull today and earned a great rating from you!
JerryC: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

lol, JerryC is an amazing taiwanese guitarist from youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhe3Mmh3EMs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Y1rye2510
I'd laugh if it was actually that same guy.

 

[King TonGoll]

I tried 2 things now

WoW, I couldn't get them to talk normally to me no matter what I did...

 

[Grozzy]

Anyone want me to do something ?

 

[Monovertex]

Lol. Mine pwns you all xD.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: No connection.

 

[Grozzy]

Lol. Mine pwns you all xD.

haha, i lol'd

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

I can't +rep you yet, DDRtists, because I need to spread it around a bit...

 

[Prometheus]

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: robinb
You: hello
robinb: Welcome to ChaCha!
robinb: Hello
You: My friends keep telling me
You: that
You: All you guys are bots
You: is that true?
robinb: Can you please repeat your question please?
You: Is chacha help peopel run by robots?
robinb: Can you please repeat your question please?
You: Are chacha's guides human or robots?
robinb: Would you like information on ChaCha?
You: no
You: Are you a computer?
robinb: How can I help you?
You: Please tell me if you are human
robinb: Would you like information on computers?
You: sure
robinb: One moment please
robinb: Are these results sufficient?
You: yes
robinb: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: thank you
You: no
robinb: Thanks for using ChaCha. Have a good day
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

I think I got us an answer

 

[King TonGoll]

Then explain how one of them talked back to me in Japanese when I asked them. *I didn't type in Kanji I used the pronunciation's.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SimonH
SimonH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: I'm sick of beating around the bush, are you guys humans or bots?
You: hello?
You: Just spell spell something badly, I t will help confirm my thoughts.
You: HELLO
You: You're a bot arn't you.....

I tested it. he never even replied.

Second time around.

Status: Connecting ...
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: MikelI
MikelI: Welcome to ChaCha!
MikelI: Hello
You: I'm sick of beating around the bush, are you guys humans or bots?
MikelI: I am a human.
You: Spell something badly....
MikelI: chach
MikelI: i am a humin
MikelI: heh
MikelI: lol
You: lol, Just neaded to confirm it, it was driving me insane
MikelI: Anything I can help you find?
You: i was just looking for information on chacha.
MikelI: Alright then have a good night.
You: Thanks, I'm done.
Status: Session ended.

I didn't edit it. trust me.

 

[Prometheus]

Bots aren't stupid

 

[King TonGoll]

Bots aren't stupid

I edit my post from before read the second part.