News Fan of Fast Food? This Woman Contracted Herpes From Her McChicken Sandwich

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A Michigan woman having lunch with her friends at a local McDonalds, got far more than she ordered with her McChicken sandwich. What she unfortunately found between the burger buns didn’t belong there, although was easily disguised as mayonnaise.

Lisa McDowell, 31, was halfway through the chicken sandwich when she noticed an extra clump of mayonnaise on the side of the bun. In licking it off, she immediately recognized that it didn’t taste at all like the creamy spread she expected but did recognize the flavor as something else she was familiar

“I’m not gonna lie,” McDowell said. “On Birthdays and holidays I give my man a little something extra in the bedroom, you know? So when I licked the mayo off of the bun, the texture was familiar.”

McDowell immediately brought it to the attention of the manager, who denied the allegations. Sure of her unfortunate findings, she contacted the local health department to investigate the sick scenario. They sent the “mayo” remains off for testing and the results were positive for 2 different types of semen.

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Woman Finds Semen in Her McDonald's Chicken Sandwich | SecretMenus

A woman in the state of Michigan was disgusted when she had lunch last week at a local McDonald’s. The 31 year old, Lisa McDowell, was having a bite to eat with her friends when she ordered a McChicken sandwich. … Continued
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Sounds like a hoax. Can't source for a reliable news article. Then again, it's not surprising if McD actually paid a hefty amount to keep this quiet.
 
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It more than likely didn't happen. Sounds more akin to the human meat and shit.
 
This article is pretty much a HOAX
A McDonald’s spokesperson told in an email: “We have no record of any such claim at McDonald’s.”
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In fairness when the spokesperson works for the faulting party it is usually inconclusive.
 
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