World Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

[Vellu]

no, you can only blame her for the heat/light

maybe I would get the masses to support me if I claimed I was a sparkly vampire and was suing because the sun was attacking me during the day

If I can blame her for heat, then why not for cold?

 

[FireCat]

So is anybody actually going to pay?
Well, you get instant unlimited access to Sun. right?

 

[13lade619]

If I can blame her for heat, then why not for cold?

Technically yes because there's no such thing as cold.
It's the absence of heat. So it would be still her fault.

 

[Zakyath]

Technically yes because there's no such thing as cold.
It's the absence of heat. So it would be still her fault.

Don't like it? Get your own sun

 

[FireCat]

Seriously though, no one owns the sun,moon not even earth!
They Just dive into their own "greedy insanity"

 

[ReVolver]

Does this mean we have to refer to the Sun as El Sol or Sol?

 

[Miz]

So if someone gets skin cancer can they sue her for damages?

 

[Nenad]

So if someone gets skin cancer can they sue her for damages?

I think it's more serious then that. A big country like the USA and China can declare her a terrorist legally now because she is responsible for her own property causing mass deaths and pain to people.

Furthermore, lets not forget the fact that the sun is also responsible for the winds on our planet, so anyone damaged from a tornado, hurricane, typhoon can also sue her.

Furthermore! Her demand to pay taxes is absurd since she can not back this up in any way, she can not turn off the sun if we don't pay, and i'd like to see her tax anyone outside of herself.

This is officially one of the dumbest people on earth! I hope no one takes this seriously, otherwise she is in deep ^_^ .

 

[Slayer4000X2008]

*In hippie voice* That's bullshit man you can't like own the sun. *end hippie voice*

So she owns the sun, well the Martian that says it own the sun will be pissed when he finds out about this.

*IDEA* Maybe I should try and make the Earth my property, when somebody pisses me off I can say get off my land.

 

[Vellu]

I claim the air as my own! Every breath 5 cents! 4 cents on weekends!

 

[SineCosine]

Big deal if she owns a star that we call the 'Sun'.
I own the only star that matters.

The Death Star.
Pay up, or I will use it.

 

[BANANAMAN]

I have an X-wing so...

I'm suing her for causing extreme discomfort through out the Philippines.Because it's too damn hot here.

 

[Slayer4000X2008]

I'm gonna sue her for making Canada too warm and delaying the snow that I love so very much.

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

I'm gonna sue her for making Canada too warm and delaying the snow that I love so very much.

i has a hate for you. like, really hard. these have been the best days of my life. no shovelling snow, no walking through deep snow, no snow in shoes, no wet shoes, not dying from -40 degrees. only thing i miss is school cancelations. oh i also dont like dealing with my melting igloo.

only 12 days till winter vacation though

 

[Slayer4000X2008]

i has a hate for you. like, really hard. these have been the best days of my life. no shovelling snow, no walking through deep snow, no snow in shoes, no wet shoes, not dying from -40 degrees. only thing i miss is school cancelations. oh i also dont like dealing with my melting igloo.

only 12 days till winter vacation though

Sorry but I like to snowmobile, and that requires snow and ice.

 

[DM Cross]

Oookay... This. This was stupid.

This is news?

 

[The Helper]

Own the sun FTW!