What if...

[Anything.]

Then I would invent them... but in the meantime, potato mashers and Nuclear ray guns will do the job.

What if I got really angry and negative repped everyone I could in one day?

Then we would all +rep eachother to restore the peace and then permanently ban you from TheHelper

What if all your base are belong to us?

 

[Volkof]

Then we would all +rep eachother to restore the peace and then permanently ban you from TheHelper

What if all your base are belong to us?

Oh damn i was answering wiseman's question , now i have to edit


Then i will activate the self-destruct button and destroy my base, including u

What if theres no such thing as reputation?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I become equal to you (shudders).

What if some random small country declared war on you?

 

[Anything.]

Then I become equal to you (shudders).

What if some random small country declared war on you?

Well first they'd have to find me. I'm only one person, after all. Providing that they do find me, however, well then I'd run away and lead them into a 500000 kilometer long tunnel into the middle of nowhere, riddled with traps and the sort, and then blow myself up.

What if the number 3 was the best number in the entire universe?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

you say that as if it isnt already the greatest number

What if your computer started leaking blood?!

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then all those that hope the virgin mary will do the same will become extremely jealous when they find out i've made bucket loads of cash from charging geeks an nerds £25 a time to see my "Miracle".

What if your computer grew a pair of legs and moved out?

 

[Anything.]

Then all those that hope the virgin mary will do the same will become extremely jealous when they find out i've made bucket loads of cash from charging geeks an nerds £25 a time to see my "Miracle".

What if your computer grew a pair of legs and moved out?

Who really cares? Go ahead. Dumb ass computer. After all I did for it. Time to get a new one

What if I wasn't such a freakin' freak who obsesses about torture and potatoes?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then you would be a very boring person.

What if your house grew a pair of legs and walked off?

 

[Anything.]

Then you would be a very boring person.

What if your house grew a pair of legs and walked off?

Then I would be moving as well. Damned building next door cuts off signals

What if I would be able to finish my RPG before the RPG contest ended?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

then you would still lose

What if you won 1000000000000 dollars in counterfeit money?

 

[Anything.]

then you would still lose

What if you won 1000000000000 dollars in counterfeit money?

Then I would burn it. Like I do with all my money. And my limbs.

What if you were as weird as me?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would be closer to normal than I ever have been...

What if your house was built over an Ancient Indian Burial Ground?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Id get sucked into the tv

What if Peter Griffon ran for president?

 

[Nigerianrulz]

he will turn into george BUSH

what if wc3 doesnt exsit!!!!!!

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I probably would have found a better way to waste my time.

What if e-mail didn't exist?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

We would still be... Mailing eachother (gasp!)

What if you got turned into the gieko gecko?

 

[tom_mai78102]

I would run into the desert.


What if Chinese invented the nuclear bomb?

 

[dadads]

I'll start learning chinese and immigrate there (don't wanna be on the losing side of the war).

What if the moon lost its orbit speed and crashed onto the earth?

 

[Volkof]

the moon will explode with a big KABOOM, destroying the earth and all human beings will be floating in space.
In the meantime, i will be in a spaceship looking for other suitable planet.


What if all human beings except u turned into aliens

 

[Anything.]

the moon will explode with a big KABOOM, destroying the earth and all human beings will be floating in space.
In the meantime, i will be in a spaceship looking for other suitable planet.


What if all human beings except u turned into aliens

Psh. Then I'm the alien, duh. Since the entire race has turned into aliens, then the race is no longer humans but aliens, and since I am a human, I am the minority and thus, am treated like an alien.

Psh. Then this strange loop will cause the aliens to turn on eachother and eventually kill off their entire race. And then I'd eat them.

What if everything I say becomes tradujo a español?