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Wiseman_2

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Then you have just predicted the very foreseeable future. For as we speak my armies of Angry Hobos are gettin drunk, an my Nucear Monkeys are gettin hyped up on radiation. So Hobos will take over the world, with Nuclear Monkeys to help. But what will happen if (or rather when) that happens? It is obvious. I will be ruler of the world! Ha ha! Mwhuhuhahaa! Hahahaaahahaahahaaa!

What if I started recruitin tramps an Bums for my army? (Previously kept at bay for their bitter, resentful attitude for life, I'm startin to reconsider how I can use that for my benefit)
 

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Then your army would become all powerful, and kill you... :D



What if I was rich?
 

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Then you wouldn't be 12, and wouldn't be 14. :p



What if your mom said, "No!".
 

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Then it would probably miss my omputer, given that it's that old.

What if my cat ate everything in the world that was... inedible?

(It wouldn't die, it's already eaten half the magazines in the rack amongst other, worse items).
 

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Wiseman_2 said:
Then it would probably miss my omputer, given that it's that old.

What if my cat ate everything in the world that was... inedible?

(It wouldn't die, it's already eaten half the magazines in the rack amongst other, worse items).
Then it would get papercuts in it's stomach and have it's internal organs rended, have it's stomach swollen and other parts very much in a way which you wouldn't enjoy. In fact, it would probably die after it ate this pair of scissors on my desk. It's brain would be punctured and it would die. In fact, the same with this roll of tape. It's fur would be stuck together, and the cat will struggle and strangle itself. Telephone? Electrical shock. Matches? Friction and fire. Wireless mouse? Poisoning from battery. Garbage can? Overflow and burst. Ball? Choke. Notebook? Murdered by me. Clotheshanger? Internal bleeding and choking. Cactus? Well, it's edible, and I'd rather not talk about it ;)

There's a ton of other things, but...
 

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then your army would be a lot stronger

what if al queda was jewish based instead of islamic based?
 

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What if wiseman_2 did post a question now?
Then he would get -rep for stretching the boards. And besides, you would have answered it anyhow.

What if he didn't post a question after he theoretically did?
 

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Wiseman_2 said:
Then here's my question.

What if I stopped moaning and plotting to take over the world?
Then you would become obsessed with cheese flavored potato chips.

What if somebody set us up the bomb? :(
 

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Then i will use the bombs to threaten and dominate the world
MUAHAHAH


What if bombs were never invented?
 
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