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King TonGoll

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MoonRazer said:
P.S. oh and by the way, i love the beatles !!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

thats not the point theyd never stop singing and you couldnt die man! thatd drive anyone insane. picture it. underwater only guys near you are the beates try talking to them... bang bang maxewell silver hammer came down on his head!

non stop.

allso

then you would be arsed for all the posts you make outside the humar zone.
 
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MoonRazer

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you didn't make a wish so i will just continue.

What if a giant monkey walked up to u and u looked like a bannana?
 
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Zero R.

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Shoot his head.

What if you were the monkey in which had the head which I shot?
 
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Eilhal

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Then I wouldn't be posting on here.


What if after getting my head shot off I became a zombie monkey that came back and ate your face off with my ass?
 
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MoonRazer

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Then I would really hate my life

What if You were me after the monkey got his head shot off, came back as a zombie, then ate my face off with his ass?
 
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Eilhal

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Well I couldn't be because I'm the zombie monkey.... so my ass would get a nice taste of my face that got blown off when I got shot in the head


What if everything I said was true?
 
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MoonRazer

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then we would have a really freakin' scary undead monkey walking around.

What if time stopped?
 
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Zero R.

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Get Nudits to wear clothes, Tell Micheal to go molest his nose, Shoot you, Strippers, Beer... The works.

What if everyone you knew was Gay?
 
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Zero R.

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Shoot you.

What if you still haven't noticed that all the answers in the world would be solved by shooting?
 
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Zero R.

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Shoot. Shoot everyone. Then Masturbate.

What if your head was square?
 

Battlemapsta

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Then I'd be.... nothing

What if you were blind, death, you can't talk, and your nose was half cut but you were immortal like that for the rest of eternity.
 
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Zero R.

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Shoot the guy who did this.

What if you had Cherry-flavored cars?
 

Battlemapsta

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Then I'd be full for a long time.

What if zombies were all around you about to kill you but you had no weapons.
 
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Zero R.

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Find a weapon to shoot them. In the meantime, I would be kicking and headbutting them.

Of course, I could just use you as a body shield.

What if you were my body shield?
 

Prometheus

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I would activate my disruptor and all the bullets wouldn't hit me

What if you could type faster then light?
 
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