What if...

[Wiseman_2]

Then i'd be able to see more than you can.

What if a group of girls tied you up, covered you in slime then left you alone for ages?

 

[HG-Bonfire]

id whistle showtoons to pass the time

What if you were forced to stop posting replys involving slime, girls, or nuclear monkeys?

 

[AzerothRage]

I Would Go Insane And take out a pistol that has like 9999999 million rockets in it and shoot my niebor...

What If you touched my ice and snow?




(you Would DIE!! ASAP!!!)

 

[HG-Bonfire]

I guess i would die

What if you won a million dollars?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would by a horde of nuclear monkeys and an army of hobos wielding potato mashers. And I would invent the world's first electric banjo!

What if an army of berserk hobos with potato mashers (of course) clashed with an army of Nuclear Monkeys in a giant war in your home town?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then before anything bad happens I launch the big daddy nuke.

What if hobos didn't exist ?

 

[Lobster]

Then the nucclear monkeys would be lonely

What if nuclear monkeys were lonely?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then they would have even more motivation when I tell them to take over the world.

What if I had a pound (dollar) for every time I said "Nuclear Monkey"?

 

[Lobster]

Then you would be aka'ed the bill gates heir.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Ok... you didn't pose a question. So I will.
What if you had £425? (Not sure how much that's worth in USD)

 

[thenoobmaper]

...

Id go buy all the blizzard games ever made.
What if your warcraft game would be destroyed tommorow?

 

[Kenito]

Then I'd say "Pfft! The warcraft III disk may be gone, but "Frozen Throne" wouldn't, since it lacks the word "warcraft" (at least in majority reference of it). You can run WC3, including RoC, with the TFT disk in the drive.

What if I asked about what if something happened at this point?

 

[thenoobmaper]

Then i would respond with what i would do

What if Blizzard was never founded, which means no warcraft,starcraft, diablo?

 

[1)ark_Knight]

I wouldnt be alive...that is my purpose in life to play WC3

what if a rock came to life and tried to kill you?

 

[Eilhal]

Then I would laugh because it still doesn't have a way to move to catch me!


What if I owned all nuclear monkeys and Hobos (armed with potatoe mashers of course) and forbade you of using there names lest you be thrown into the depths of nuclear monkey hell!!

 

[Battlemapsta]

Prayer time!

What if I launched atomic bombs at the whole planet while I'm unharmed on them moon?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would send up a squad of nuclear monkeys and jet-pack asissted Hobos to neutralise the Nuke mid-flight, and go and kill you on the moon, causing you to suffer a horrific death by potato mashers at the hands of a group of bloodthirsty hobos.

What if potato mashers didn't exist?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then hobos would be officialy gone.

What if the words hobos and nuclear monkeys didn't exist and no one was able to make those 2 words up ever?

 

[Eilhal]

that's ok... they made up those 3 words though. 1. Hobos 2. Nuclear 3. Monkeys


What if I was thr ruler of the world and made you write a 1000 page essay on the powers of nuclear monkeys and hobos with potatoe mashers or I would kill you and all of your family by a lethal potato mashing to the chest? (make that 1000000 painful potatos mashings to the chest!!)

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd email the gods to kill you.

What if the rest of this thread wasn't about hobos or neclear monkeys.