What if...

[Cornface]

Then would the world be alot better (hopefully)

What if I was an alien?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd call the FBI

What if you had to be in a dark room for the rest of your life?

 

[Cornface]

If i'd be alone without food or water, without anything, I would take suicide

What if we were invaded by corn aliens?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I get my salt ready.

What if Saddam Hussain met you in person.

 

[Raiyn]

Then I'd feel lucky I had this gun in my sleeve..
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What if you were stuck in the middle of the Atlantic floating on a piece of wood and then were suddenly sucked into a whirlpool that dragged you into the 'lost' city of Atlantis and you were trapped there underwater but being able to breathe? (I'm feeling a bit random..)

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I'd kill everything I saw in anger.

What if George Bush and Tony Blair weren't in power?

 

[Pineapple]

Life would be better.

What if one day you walked under a ladder and now everything you do is unlucky?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I wouldn't have much bad luck 'cos I don't do much.

What if people ran out of ideas for all the random threads in the humor zone?

 

[Cornface]

Then the world would be eated trash cans from outer space.

What if Thehelper.net crashed again?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then someone's gonna smack their head on their monitor.

What if I didn't save this thread?

 

[King TonGoll]

then this thread would not be saved, unless the conditions of the saving was met by another user of thehelper.net

if not then this thread would not have been saved.


what if you where stuck in a yellow submerin

with the beatles in there youth.

and you cant die but can never leave the submarine and the beatles never stop singing?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Theb I'd put myself to sleep forever.

What if you couldn't die but also couldn't breathe but also felt the pain?

 

[MoonRazer]

I'd Suffucate, (wait a minute)....

What if every movie u saw, your life became it and u were the main character.

P.S. oh and by the way, i love the beatles !!!!!!!!!!

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd make sure I brought my M60

What if you were stuck frozen in ice except your head wasn't frozen and you still lived but the rest of your body is frozen.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then my body temp would eventually melt the ice and I would be free.

What if you suddenly went deaf, blind and dumb (mute)?

 

[Halo_king116]

I would be able to park in the handicap zone

What if you couldn't stop grinning like this guy? D)

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd do the plastic bad method.

What if tigers surrounded you in your house.

 

[Eilhal]

I'd stay inside


What if this thread was ressurected after 6 days!! GO WHAT IF GAME!!

 

[Battlemapsta]

<Then I'd make sure I brought my M60> to shoot the creator

What if Santa Claus gave you a gift but it was an activated bomb which can't be deactivated and your locked in your house.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I left the bomb in the car. I hide in the basement and survive the blast.

What if I couldn't be arsed in posting to any of the random threads in the humour zone?