What if...

[seph ir oth]

Well, my parents only go out to bars with thier friends, so I'd be pretty safe. Anywho, if he tried to pull anything, I'd kick his ass.

What if Deckard Cain from Diablo 2 was fat?

 

[Wiseman_2]

It would have no effect on me, as I've never played Diablo 2 in my life.

What if violence never existed?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd make sure i brought a gas mask just in case he had ate bad food.

What if Diablo is your father who has a suit on with glasses and he reads newspapers but he still has his powers and demonic strength?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Uh, I don't have a clue how that would affect me, but everyone else sure as hell better watch out!

What if violence never existed?

 

[Battlemapsta]

I'd be happy since I hate violence 100% too
Except in video games.

What if Baal was your brother and still Diablo as your father?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Again, it would have no effect on me, as I don't have a clue what your talkin about.
(And no, I don't hate violence. Hence the Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos)

What if, after years (read: weeks) of training and organising, I finally ordered my army of Nuclear Monkeys and Legions of Angry Hobos to attack and take over the world, leaving me as supreme dictator/tyrant/overlord/leader/etc?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd use my Diablo game to open a portal of Diablo creatures including the 3 brothers themselves who obey me and respect me and I train them to kill anything in one hit.

What if you found the first book of magic on the ground?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would burn it. And you with it. As you're talking about magic, I assume you're a witch so we'll have to burn you too. Burn the Witch!

What if you were accused of being a witch and burnt alive?

 

[Battlemapsta]

Then I'd imagine you as a piece of dust and all of a sudden everyone including you and your neclear monkeys and hobos turn to dust while I escape.
Also I'm a wizard not a witch

What if you were turned to dust?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would become a huge dustcloud and kill everyone in my path with my suffocating power.

What if... oh, I can't be arsed. Finish my post for me, someone?

 

[Battlemapsta]

.............

What if you didn't know anything about yourself and life.

 

[Wiseman_2]

What's life?

What if you were the sort of person who could value something with just a brief glimpse?

 

[seph ir oth]

I'd be too distracted throughout life to do anything that really mattered. And by the way wiseman, I really admire you post, I feel its sincerity and, yet, there's a complexion to it that really dazzles me!

What if someone actually cared about this thread?

 

[hobo218]

Then we wouldn't have reached 11 pages.

What if this thread was never started?

 

[Pineapple]

Then i wouldn't have made it.

What is hobo218 isn't a hobo!

 

[MoonRazer]

than that would be weird b/c his name is hobo.....

what if Pineapple was not actually a pineapple?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then that would not be wierd because it's impossible for a pineapple to type and use a computer.

What if you discovered that everything you owned was worth over a million pounds?

 

[Husky]

Then that would not be wierd because it's impossible for a pineapple to type and use a computer.

What if you discovered that everything you owned was worth over a million pounds?

You'd become what Wiseman and Hobo218 are...

What if... Your face was stuck like this forever: ?

 

[MoonRazer]

it already is...

what if you could stop your head from doing this every day :banghead: ?

 

[Wiseman_2]

But I haven't started.

What if you didn't wake up in the morning?