What if...

[MoonRazer]

I don't wake up in the morning, i wake up in the afternoon on a daily baisis.

what if i had magical powers

 

[Whitesock]

Then you would "accidently" dissapear.

What if these forums closed down?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would probably play Warcraft more than I do and would be more likely to finish what I start.

What if a guy with a tank started blowing stuff up?

 

[InfectedWithDrew]

Then he'd destroy stuff, and eventually get gunned down by the Air Force or whatever

What if this is all just a dream, and when I wake up, you all disappear

 

[archerion]

i would go to bed again.

What if your computer got stolen by a alien?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then I would blame it on you for suggesting it, and trade you with the aliens for my computer. But then I would blow my computer up with a small nuclear bomb, and call on my angry hobos to go steal your computer, which is most likely better than mine. I'll also command my nuclear monkeys to loot every store in town for no good reason other than I can. And all because the aliens were curious as to our technology...

What if I posted to other threads and actually helped people?

 

[Whitesock]

Then pigs would fly.

What if pigs flew?

 

[Wiseman_2]

Then perhaps you might have read the rest of the hread, where I already asked that question.

What if I upgraded my army of Nuclear Monkeys and Angry Hobos with jet-packs that could fly upto 2000 miles at a time?

 

[nanometre]

we would be in $%/" to the neck...

What if my heak shrink all of a suddent?

 

[MoonRazer]

i would laugh

what if the moon was made of cheese?

 

[PB_and_J]

Then cows would rule the world.

What if X=76

 

[HG-Bonfire]

then X+1 would equal 77

What if you grew a third arm out of your right armpit?

 

[zylack]

I would rip it off and use it as a backscratcher while bleeding to death

What if and alien probe full of assorted mexicans,asains and muels were to pop up to your house and analy probe you while watching family guy?

 

[MoonRazer]

i would flip out.

What if it happend to u?

 

[zylack]

i Would use my cunning and enginuity to escape the deap anal probing mexicans...Id probably produce sperm and kill them with it. Mine happens to be very, very, VERY acidic.

What if a mouse slowly began creeping up your leg, who also had the "demonic sperm syndrom?"

 

[SlimeJumper]

I would cut off his testikels and strangle him with them.

What would you do if you woke up and saw that Michael Jackson was sucking your dick?

 

[zylack]

I would reach under my pillow and grab a cheese grater, some gasoline and a match.
Plan a: if MJ has a penis, i would take it in one hand and mow it down with my cheese grater.
Plan b: If mj dont have a penis, which he probably dont, then i would light him on fire and pour alchahol on him.

What if micheal jackson found plan a and b orgasmic? what would you do?

 

[Warchief]

Plan c: detonate Atomic Warhead secretly built under my bed.

What if I am God?

 

[O4thK33p3r]

id become an athiest

what if i found a keyblade?

 

[seph ir oth]

You wouldn't know what to do with it.

What if the hero's intelligence in wc3 represented their IQ?