World FAKE NEWS - 16 Year Old Brazillian Boy Masturbates 42 Times To His Death

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Tragedy struck the inhabitants of Rubiataba Brazil, in the interior of Goiás. A 16 year old teenager died after masturbating 42 times non-stop. According to testimony from his mother, he started around midnight and spent all night masturbating continuously. He would ‘finish’ one and start the next.

The mother’s minor was worried about his urge to masturbate – “He did it hour after hour, I had already scheduled an appointment with a doctor”, she said.

On his school his mates paid his respects. A girl in his class, though, speaking to G17, said he often asked her to share webcam at midnight (Now, why would she do that…).

The teenager’s computer had around 17 million videos and 600 million erotic pictures.


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I had no idea you could masturbate yourself to death.
 
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O.K. !! Died from masturbation, well I suppose there are worse ways to die.
 
I believe this was a fake news. It went on circulation some time last year.
There's no way you can tell he did it 42 times. Even so, it's just impossible... Lol.
 
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The number of pornographic videos and pictures on his computer made me laugh so hard xD
 
Challenge accepted.

EDIT: Will post some video material for evidence ofc.
 
He must have had a huge fucking hard drive.
 
So after some digging I find out this story is fake. After looking at it again it was kind of obvious. Who is counting? :) Why does his mother know? You also have to read the comments on the story they are pretty funny.
 
600 million erotic pictures? Isn't that like 60 TB if we assume they have an average size of 100kb? Man, I wish I had that much space on my hard-drive.
 
So after some digging I find out this story is fake. After looking at it again it was kind of obvious. Who is counting? :) Why does his mother know? You also have to read the comments on the story they are pretty funny.

So... fake news apply to the Headline News?
 
600 million erotic pictures? Isn't that like 60 TB if we assume they have an average size of 100kb? Man, I wish I had that much space on my hard-drive.

or maybe person just found 600 million results for "porn" on google's image search..
 
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