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AceHart

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...not bother with burned trees anymore.
Instead, I turned around some nearby, rather huge tree, and, while looking around... this... tree? Tree? This ain't no tree! It's the ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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This ain't no tree! It's the ...

giant tree-like pixie from hell! the tree jumped and flew into the sky. then i noticed all the rabbits had turned evil. i was so fed up with evil rabbits that i wasted all of em. i almost choked on all the ash. then i...
 

AceHart

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...sat down.
Tired.
Too many weird things going on around me.
Why me?
But who am I fooling?
Myself?
History?
Around me, the universe started crying...
Crying, that is, until, all of a sudden, it started to speak.
Speak?
Yep.
Quite literally, it said: ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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Quite literally, it said: ...

you must not give up. go back to the land of evil bunnies. find the bunny named drak'thunal. there you will find your DESTINY!!! oh wait. ehm, you're in space...one second hocus pucus 'cough' nogufungus! suddentlyly i woke up in happy playtime land. a voice said go to the north. istarted walking...
 

AceHart

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...in some rather random direction, vaguely reminding me of "north"...
Hours later, I arrived at some brightly flashing pink sign: " Bunny Ville, 5 miles ahaid, 42 souls ".
Cool, that's just the thing ...
 

Jindo

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Cool, that's just the thing...

... or was it? I decided to go there anyway to find lots of giants bunnies dancing around a dead body. They saw me and started hopping towards me, i was now tied up and placed over their campfire, the rope started to burn, was this the end?...

*Eastenders Theme*

~Jindo
 

XXXconanXXX

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was this the end?...

The bunnies sooned turned as if they were looking at something. Footsteps a few yards away could be heard, as a giant figure came out of the crowd.

It was the evil Easter Bunny...
 

AceHart

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...an old friend of mine.
"Hey, Bunny Buddy, what's up?" - I went, clearly dreaming that she will still recognize me?
"Yo, @!#?@!" - the reply came.
Great. Remembers me. All will be fine now.
Then she turned to her "men": " Bring the ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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Then she turned to her "men": " Bring the ...

jack'o'rabbits! its time to parteeee!!! suddenly out of nowhere a disco came on and we were all standing in a nightclub. ah, what the hell, i thought so i...
 

Jindo

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what the hell i thought, so i...

...danced until the evil easter bunny turned eviler and pooped the party, i cried for 12 days until...

*Eastenders Theme*

~Jindo
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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i cried for 12 days until...

i remembered what the voice had told me...go north.so i began my journey to the icy north. in 2 days i came across...
 

AceHart

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...a crossing.
Two choices.
Two pathes.
One slightly to the left.
One slightly to the right.
No "take the middle, that always works" crap here.
A decision had to be made.
Now.
If only for the growing cold.
A quick look to the left only revealed... nothing?
Some trees... mostly darkness.
To the right?
Mostly darkness... some trees.
My decision was, like, totally obvious, I continued to ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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My decision was, like, totally obvious, I continued to ...

the right. and then i came across a snowy clearing. i looked behing me, the path was gone. how? why? then i set up camp and put up a tent that i had bought at the village i had been to yesterday. i went to sleep. i was awoken by...
 

Jindo

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i was awoken by...

...a giraffe, what was it doing here? in clear snow? i didnt care and went back to bed, i had a vision of...

*Eastenders theme*

~Jindo
 

AceHart

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...some nice spot, out there in noman's land.
In calm bluish shades, full of people, with weird names and even weirder looks.
Also, when they talked to each other, there always seemed to be some delay.
Almost as if they weren't physically present...
Strange... but weirder things have been told about.

Hours later ...
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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Hours later ...

i woke up and continued on my path. suddenly i came upon a huge field of level, perfectly cut grass. i then saw, on either side of me, a huge army. one human, and one tha seemed to be demonic.

i started to...
 

Lord_Phoenix

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i started to...

waste the demonic army whith mu chaingun. After I finished all my bullets (no darn aimbot :) ) the demonic army was only half wasted. I decided too.....
 

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Boaroceraptorasaurus-Rex
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I decided too.....

run and get a sword, shield, and a laser from the human army, but when i got there i was...
 

Jindo

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as i searched for food i...

...stopped at the edge of a cliff, it just went down into a pit of darkness, i couldn't risk jumping as the other side was too far for me. Instead I dived in and...

~Jindo
 
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