Quotes

[Sixth House]

- "Arguing over the internet is like playing in the Special Olympics, it doesn't matter if you win or not, your still retarded."

- "Running Vista on a gamming computer is like running a marathon while giving a fat chick a piggyback ride."
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"I am confident that if anyone actually penetrates our facades, even the most perceptive would still be fundamentally unprepared for the truth of The Sixth House."

 

[New_U.S.]

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.

Now, a question of etiquette - as I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

~Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden: Do you know what a duvet is?
Narrator: It's a comforter...
Tyler Durden: It's a blanket. Just a blanket. Now why do guys like you and me know what a duvet is? Is this essential to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word? No. What are we then?
Narrator: ...Consumers?
Tyler Durden: Right. We are consumers. We're the bi-products of a lifestyle obsession.

-Fight Club-

Johnny Quid: You see that pack of Virginia killing sticks on the end of the piano?
Pete: Yes.
Johnny Quid: All you need to know about life is retained in those four walls. You will notice that one of your personalities is seduced by the illusions of grandeur - the gold packet of king size with a regal insignia, an attractive implication towards grandeur and wealth, the subtle suggestion that cigarettes are indeed your royal and loyal friends, and that, Pete, is a lie.
Johnny Quid: Your other personality is trying to draw your attention to the flip side of the discussion, written in boring bold black and white, it's a statement that these neat little sergeants of death and in fact trying to kill you and that, Pete, is the truth.
Johnny Quid: Oh, beauty is a beguiling call to death and i'm addicted to the sweet pitch of its siren.
Johnny Quid: That that starts sweet ends bitter, and that which starts bitter ends sweet.

-RocknRolla-

 

[BANANAMAN]

...

You believe in god? No? *Poof* Dead. You Belive in god? Yes? Do you believe my god? No? *Poof* Dead. My god has a bigger dick than your god.

 

[Wiseman_2]

"Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination" - Oscar Wilde.

 

[trb92]

"If it's green and slimy it's Biology, if it stinks it's Chemistry, if it doesn't work it's Physics." - My physics teacher

"Science: If you ain't pissin' people off, you ain't doin' it right." - AbstruseGoose.com

 

[Seb!]

"I cannot imagine a God who rewards and punishes the objects of his creation and is but a reflection of human frailty." - Albert Einstein

 

[New_U.S.]

"I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy."

I thinks that's NPH

 

[ReVolver]

It's not NPH it's the black man who gets arrested for being black (the one who talks to Harold)