Quotes

[Seb!]

Favorite Quotes?

I will start.

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, and I am not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

 

[Ozzdog]

Humorous: "Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" - Superbad

I can't think of a good quote at the moment? !

wierd...

 

[TheDamien]

"The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse." -- Jules Renard

 

[Zakyath]

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" - Dr Seuss

"Life is like a penis, most people don't know it, but most people suck, so they usual blow it" - Bloodhound Gang

 

[Cornface]

Einstein does indeed have some kickass quotes, like these

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. -Einstein

Never memorize what you can look up in books. - Einstein

I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Einstein

Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven - John Milton

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. - Samuel L Jackson in Jackie Brown

A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it. - No idea

I usually save a lot of funny / smart quotes I see. I'll see if I can dig up more ones later.

Another great quoting source is the http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Main_Page

 

[NoxMortus]

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The number of people who could be here in my place outnumber the sand grains of Sahara"
&
"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction - jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."
- Richard Dawkins

"Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction."
- Yuri Orlov (Lord of War, film)

"Useless wanker!!"
- Unknown

 

[gameman]

I made up my own

"Reality is like religion. Once one accepts it, they will reject the new"
~Gameman

Hopefully it makes sense.

"many try and fail to solve there problems with whining"
~Unknown

Heres another

I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you.
~Studs Terkel

 

[w/e]

"What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-Dwight Eisenhower

 

[trb92]

A few of my favourite quotes:

My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he can eat for the rest of his life.

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing

 

[Varine]

Littering creates jobs.

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.

One of the serious problems in planning the fight against American doctrine, is that the Americans do not read their manuals, nor do they feel any obligation to follow their doctrine...

This principle is old, but true as fate, Kings may love treason, but the traitor hate.

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

hmm i had a rly good quote before was my favourite i cant fully remember it atm il edit this post when i remember

also

IM TIRED OF THESE MUTHERFUCKEN SNAKES ON THIS MUTHERFUCKEN PLANE
Samuel L. Jackson

Offtopic: does anybody even know what the L stands for?

 

[trb92]

>Offtopic: does anybody even know what the L stands for?
Wikipedia says that is is Samuel Leroy Jackson. I'm not sure I trust wikipedia... But his website seems to agree, so I guess it's right. This time.

Ontopic:

If at first you don't succeed, get outta the way cause then it's my turn!

If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you.

 

[esb]

"The good news is that you may have created my past and screwed up my present but you have no control over my future." ~ You Don't Know Me(Book), David Klass"

From a teen to his mother.

 

[enouwee]

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
-- Memorable quote from alt.sysadmin.recovery

The end of the evolution is self-destruction. It is death itself.
-- Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion, episode 13)

 

[Blackveiled]

"We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The number of people who could be here in my place outnumber the sand grains of Sahara"

Sorry, I just HAVE to comment on this quote. How can most people who are never going to die, be because they are never going to be born. They aren't people then

 

[BANANAMAN]

My favorite quote of all time.

"The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"."

Because it's so true

 

[Zakyath]

>Sorry, I just HAVE to comment on this quote. How can most people who are never going to die, be because they are never going to be born. They aren't people then

Oh, but they could have been. That's the point.

 

[Chao]

"You only get one first impression"
"The axe soon forgets what the tree always remembers"
"The best revenge is to vow never to be like the one who hurt you"
"Temptation resisted is the truest test of character"
"Ideas without action are worth nothing"
All the aboves I don't know the speakers for, but these have gotten me through everything!

"Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart." - Confuscious

 

[Varine]

You only get one first impression

Unless they forgot who you are.

 

[FireCat]

Have no favorites, but i saw this Quotes somewhere

I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. -Stephen King

Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
- Alfred Hitchcock