the competition of all jokes

[Aqua Dragon]

Nice copying, I know where you got that from =P

Your dad is so :nuts: that he always eats bannanas and nuts so he's always going bannanas and is really nuts. (really lame, but i'm sick and it's all i could think up).

 

[tom_mai78102]

Okay then, you are thinking of yo mama is a "Pretty Woman".

Yo mama is so :nuts: that she is listening to the song called "nigga".

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You dad is so dumb that when he got fired he hid in the house because he thought someone would actually shoot him =)

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mum is nerdy extremeand white as sour cream...juz too white and nerdy
good song

 

[R@d14nc3]

Really big thread Oo

Your uncle is so fat that when he passes in front of the house we can't se the sun

 

[Nigerianrulz]

Your uncle is so fat that when he passes in front of the house we can't se the sun

how he get out of the house ???

 

[R@d14nc3]

how he get out of the house ???

He lives in a big platinum container XD

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mama is so fat that when she wears the h lettered shirt the helicopter lands on it

 

[tom_mai78102]

ur mama is so fat that when she wears the h lettered shirt the helicopter lands on it

How the hell does a helicopter land on her, she would always be running from the helicopter.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

How the hell does a helicopter land on her, she would always be running from the helicopter.

what are you talking about how can she even try to RUN ...

 

[tom_mai78102]

what are you talking about how can she even try to RUN ...

Okay, I messed up. Roll!!

Haha !

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Your mom is so fat that she saved everyone from a tsunami by being a human shield

 

[rolf]

But she can't resist yourself be washed away.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

You mom is so fat that when she asked to be buried in sand at the beach, it took 10 years.

 

[tom_mai78102]

Your mom is so fat that she weighed over more than 10 pounds than the largest solar planet in the universe.

Better yet, she is much more bigger than the universe.

 

[Knyves]

A man looks out the window one winter and sees that someone pee'd a message in the snow. He complains to the police. When they get there, they look at it and study it. The cop knocks on the man's door. When he answers, he says "I've got bad news and worse news." The man says "What's the bad news?" "The pee is your brother's." The man says "What's the worse news?" The cop says "It's in your wife's handwriting."

 

[Aqua Dragon]

Lol.

Your mama is SOOOOOOOOOO FAT that when she exploded from being to fat the entire universe was painted red and smelled like guts, blood, and organs

 

[tom_mai78102]

One day in summer night, a full moon shone very clearly. All of a sudden, the moon was blocked by something dark. Everyone gathered around to see the eclipse of the moon.

After they gethered, the eclipse moved away. They don't know what is it, until it appeared again, pretty darn fast.

This shocked everyone, because no two eclipses happened within a span of 1-2 minutes apart. Soon everyone understands now:

Your mom is so fat that she blocked the sunrays that makes the moon reflect the rays back towards Earth.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

bumpy
heres a joke
i saw a man getting on a bus and he is a homeless person and i wonder what stop does he get off at...?
you might to read this twice as i get some problem of people not understanding it

 

[seph ir oth]

Seasonal Seinfeld Joke -
What is it with the Christmas song "Deck The Halls"? If someone is jolly, they most certainly will NOT say over and over FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA! If you went up to someone in the middle of summer at New York and expressed your jolliness by dancing around and saying to them FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LA, they'd punch you in the face.