the competition of all jokes

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tom_mai78101 said:
All day, all night, we gather around just to celebrate.*sighed* Hey! Let's sing a song about it. Huh? Darn! The Cool Gangs took my song.
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I'd be a redneck if you stop off-topicking.

Yo Momma is so fat that she made a tsunami wave at the shoreline when she cannonballed into the lake.

Vision: The Iron Giant jumps into the lake. I looked at the towering wave while I was looking at the newspaper.
 
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nigerianrulz said:
i dont think so becoz she is too fat to even lift into the air...
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The Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets movie. The one where the mama floats into the air.

Dang! Nobody's got imagination.


Yo mama is so fat that she is...

...HOLY GOD...

she is so fat that she's...humping her (butt?? :confused:) across the floor.
 
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suga suga how'd you get so fly?
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that is different becoz the aunt have magic cast be harry POThead who takes drugs so in an other word she toke drug and started flying :D
 
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Yo mama is so fat that she is a big fat @ when she is wearing her clothes.

To the above 2 posts:

The aunt is also a mom of someone. So...the joke's still works. :D
 
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suga suga how'd you get so fly?
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ok now to the dads
ur dad is so stupid when he had an erection he thought there is a snake there and cut the snake(p*****)out...
 
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Yeah! I seen "Meet the Fockers", so?

Yo dad is so stupid that he thought dogs are yummy! (AKA something that you can eat.)
 
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ur mumma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean, the whales sang we are family! :D
 
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tom_mai78101 said:
Yeah! I seen "Meet the Fockers", so?
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no you are suppose to say no then i will say haha you are a gaylord...you get it you say no just like gaylord say no :D
ur mumma is so fat when she jumped in the ocean, the whales sang we are family!
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i already said that ...
and whitesock i think ur mama jokes is the most popular right now so....
 
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Yo mama is so desperate for eating a bunch of fries, she went phishing for thiem.

Yo dad is so big that he uses his balls as a bowling ball.:D
 
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Toms dads Pe$%^ is so big, that tom could fit his head into the hole. (No Offense)
 
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No defence to you!

Yo dad is so lunatic that everyone is think that he is a juggler.

Dad would say: "I learned to play with my balls.":D
 
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