the competition of all jokes

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

no no no it is the other way the shit comes out of the mouth and the food comes into the ass hahaha = ( Y ) and ( Y ) =

bfff hahaha lol

 

[Nigerianrulz]

heres the joke about that ur mama is so fat she have to be feeded in the ass not the mouth
((((((((Y)))))))))))
up there

 

[HG-Bonfire]

Yo mama is so fat...














































No, seriously, im worried about her...

 

[tom_mai78102]

No, seriously, im worried about her...

Your mama is so fat that she is a princess!

Turnover, this thread is pretty mean to mothers. Even the Mother's Day are coming.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Your mama is so fat that she is a princess!

??? there are thin Princesses, and since they are Princesses, they are not mothers

Turnover, this thread is pretty mean to mothers. Even the Mother's Day are coming.

Yeah, imagine the celebration to your mama's party:
A cake about 800 feet tall (filled with helium, hehe), and small cookies for the guests.
Well, I can't wait to see her float...

 

[tom_mai78102]

To NiKaNoRoU_GR:

Your mama is so fat, that she is the one who Harry let her float in the air.

She could be the only fat mother that broke the record for staying up midair for a week!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

To NiKaNoRoU_GR:

Your mama is so fat, that she is the one who Harry let her float in the air.

She could be the only fat mother that broke the record for staying up midair for a week!

Um, did you take it personaly???

your mama is still so fat that even floating she could just bump up passing airoplanes!!!!

 

[tom_mai78102]

Um, did you take it personaly???

No, I didn't. The post above yours is meant for you to answer quickly. If you DID take it personally, I'm so sorry.

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, she just triggered the scene where the World Trade Towers crumbled.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

well it seems the comp is goin on and on and on it is time for a winner!!!! choose ur winner tell the list
list for the nomated ppl:
nigerianrulz
tom_mai78101
NiKaNoRoU_GR
chris
HG-Bonfire





plz tell me more

 

[tom_mai78102]

Since (the five members on the list) we are on there, do we have to choose?

 

[Nigerianrulz]

i think theres more ppl but they said they most jokes i think so u guys vote on whos the best

 

[chris]

well....hate to be modest......but its gotta be me

 

[Nigerianrulz]

sorry contesten cant votehaha them so what u can do is vote for ME

hi my name is nigerianrulz plz vote No 1.

 

[Knyves]

These jokes are short and old. Like an elf. Do you like elves. I hate them they're creepy... Anyway, here's one.

A woman was working a a "Tickle Me Elmo" Factory. On her first day, she cut open every Elmo on the conveyor belt, put two marbles in them, and put them back. A man who was watching her thought it was strange, so he told the boss.

The boss started laughing when he saw this. He walked up the the woman and said "I don't think I was too clear this morning. I told you to give them two Test Tickles."

 

[Whitesock]

Now THAT one was funny.

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Now THAT one was funny.

Yeah, and seems Knyves got repped
Good joke

 

[Nigerianrulz]

nice one anyway

how about his one...
alrite i woke up this morning and went to the kitchen to pop a few viagra to get ready ( oyea) and droped one on the ground and a mouse came over and ate it then i come back later in 10mins and guess what
the mouse was pounding his chest sayin where the pussey now hahaha
-pussey as in the cat and the u know what

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

yook yook!!!

How does a cowboy count his cows?

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ummmm using his guns??

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

No.
With a cowculator
Rofl