the competition of all jokes

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Your mumma's so fat when she goes to McDonalds they ask her what she doesn't want!

Muhahaha, good.
Btw, your mama's so fat, that she had to fill three containers to be transported.

 

[King TonGoll]

your soo fat, that when you rolled over, you bounced of Wall mart and landed on Target.

 

[Drakethos]

Your Moma is such a whore, if I were to give her a nickle shed bend over for me.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

yo mama is so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!

 

[King TonGoll]

your soo poor, when i stepped on a roach you yelled " YOU DESTROYED OUR FOOD!"

 

[chris]

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mama is so fat that when she have sex <3 they cant find the opening
holy

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."

hahahaha!!!!!!

your mama's so fat that when she got on Atlantic, the passengers wished one hundrend times they prefer to be sunk by iceberg...

 

[Nigerianrulz]

hey ur mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow(in america) and white with some strips(in australia) ppl calls taxi taxi

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

hey ur mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow(in america) and white with some strips(in australia) ppl calls taxi taxi

Well, I thought she was so fat that when sh wore the red XXXXL blouse ppl would say "make space for the firefighters!!!!"

 

[chris]

Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

your mum is so fat that when god said let there be light he ment mov out the way!

 

[chris]

Yo mama so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mums soooo fat she stands next to the titanic and she makes it look like a tic-tac
ur mumma is so fat when she stood on the scales it said "1 at a time plz"
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ur mum so dumb i asked her for a blow job, then she gave me a job blowin balloons

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Ur mama's s fat, that when an elephant sees her he think of her as his lost sister D)
Ur mama's so ugly, that when she went on the window to get fresh air, a passing child yells: Oh, look!!! I am late again-the horror films have started already.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

:nuts: ur mums so stupid i told chrismas is round the corner and she went looking for it

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Ur mama's so stupid that she called from mobile to home to see if she's there!!!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mum is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

ur mum is so stupid she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death

Well, she had a reason:she thought she couldn't go out and go to a supermarket!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nigerianrulz]

true how stupid hahahaha