the competition of all jokes

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Really? Our Maths teacher is so thin he slips on class from the opening on the sides of the door...creepy?

 

[Nigerianrulz]

guess what u cant beat my maths teacher coz...
he is so normal that he goes crazy some time here is a example of his sound

wait how do u put the attchment on?

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Oh, then I suppose he's so stupid that he is aware of that quote of his: Hey students, listen up, 2+2=3, right? ok?no?wtf...ok, 2+2=5, right? no?wtf... then 2+2=12, is it? no? wtf...I FOUND IT!!! 2+2=4!!!!!
And a student below: I thought you were going to teach us that...-.-

 

[Nigerianrulz]

no this is what he do our whole class was juz like shouting and eveything and he goes....
sit down plz ah do ur work thank you quickly hahaha if u hear it live it would be the weirdest thing ever
and coz i dont know how to attach here if u giv me ur email(if u have one) i will sent it to u

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Your dick is so fat that it wouldn't get in a black hole...<.<

 

[tom_mai78102]

Okay then, have it your way.


Your mama is so fat that all the money the husband earned, is spent on foods.

Or you mama is so obese, that she could be the next generation of IZ (hawaiian dude)

I felt shame around me.

Edit: can I bump in this?

 

[robomaster]

Okay then, have it your way.


Your mama is so fat that all the money the husband earned, is spent on foods.

Or you mama is so obese, that she could be the next generation of IZ (hawaiian dude)

I felt shame around me.

Edit: can I bump in this?

Dont worry. Im sure u will make a good one .

trust me on this one

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Well
your mama's so fat that if each kilo of her was a single dollar, she would be the richest person (and the fattest)

 

[tom_mai78102]

Since everyone is backing up on me....


Your mama is so fat that she can roll like a big bowling ball across the streets.

 

[Nigerianrulz]

hey ur mama is so stupid instead of watching the tv and seating on the couch she sat at the tv watched the couch

 

[tom_mai78102]

Hey your mama is so fat, that she accidentally squashed nigerianrulz, (and me while typing) onto the floor and it stinks (WHooo!)

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ok...
anyway ur mama is so fat that when she turns around it is her birthday
(not sure if i said that one already?...) :shades:

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

ok...
anyway ur mama is so fat that when she turns around it is her birthday
(not sure if i said that one already?...) :shades:

Yes, you did

 

[tom_mai78102]

Your mama is so fat, that she is blaming on us making her fat!

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

Your mama is so fat, that she is blaming on us making her fat!

yeah, but she's so fat that she can't take a single step on coming here...XD

 

[Nigerianrulz]

well she is so fat she cant even talk (too many fats blockin her mouth) it is like blah blah blah blah blah blah fat

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

well she is so fat she cant even talk (too many fats blockin her mouth) it is like blah blah blah blah blah blah fat

Not true.Then how she loads tons of food everyday? CD (I mean XD)

 

[Nigerianrulz]

she puts it up her ass hahahaha

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

she puts it up her ass hahahaha

This is wrong, too.If she does, then how all these tons of shit mountains bigger than everest come out of it?
Then again maybe she has a system which opens her mouth with a mechanic angle and puts in food...

 

[Nigerianrulz]

no no no it is the other way the shit comes out of the mouth and the food comes into the ass hahaha = ( Y ) and ( Y ) =