the competition of all jokes

[Nigerianrulz]

o lol i would rather shoot them all XD
btw u spell COWculator wrong lao
how about this one if humpback the whale helped u will u help humpbackthe whales??

 

[NiKaNoRoU_GR]

no.Why should I...

 

[Knyves]

A 14 year-old blonde girl asked her mom "Is it true babies come from the same places boys put their thingys?" The mother answers "Yes. That's true. Why?" "Well wouldn't that knock out all of my teeth?"

 

[King TonGoll]

I dont get it........

 

[Knyves]

Babies come from the same place boys put their penises. Her teeth are in her mouth. When the babie comes out it would knock out all her teeth. Where do you think the babie's coming from?

 

[King TonGoll]

by our joke the mouth.... but that makes nno sense..... and while it makes no sense its not verry funny.

 

[Knyves]

Well if you don't get it here's the answer... The boys put their "Thingys" in her mouth. :banghead:

 

[Nigerianrulz]

basicly what he is trying to say is the little girl meant blowjobs.... and the mum meant u know what

 

[Nigerianrulz]

bump

 

[Pawnable]

Your moms so old that she knew burger king when he was a prince.

 

[Knatten]

Your mom is so old that she dreams black 'n' white . I got a homepage with 300 or somthing that ''Your mom'' jokes, bad it's on swedish btw if anyone else swedish here it's http://www.dinmamma.se

 

[Nigerianrulz]

ur mom is so old+fat she ate all the dinosaur hahahaha she ate them all and they extinct

watch big mama house it is all about mama(comedy)

 

[tom_mai78102]

You mama is so fat that she's....

Queen of the Damned!

(screams)

not bad.







Or your mama is so fat that you're jealous about her being obese.

 

[Aqua Dragon]

your mama is so ugly she turned medusa to stone.

 

[King TonGoll]

your mom is soo dumb. she saw a add for the mc.donalds big mac., and thought it was a add for ronald mc.donald, soo she went in and ate him.

(i know its lame, but soo is every other "Your mamma joke"

 

[dadads]

my mama pwns yours, n00bs!!

(trying to set a new trend here: "my mama" jokes)

 

[Nigerianrulz]

nah mate u dont have one
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

 

[tom_mai78102]

Your mama is so fat that she's jealous about IZ (the hawaii singer)

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Jokes:

1. I got an ant farm. Those fellas didn't grow anything. I said, "Come on you ants, don't farm! What about some celery? Plus if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen."

2. A hippopotamus is just a really cool opotamus.

3. I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get pissed off at turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey pastrami, turkey bologna. Someone needs to tell the turkey "Geez, just be yourself. I already like you, little brother. You do not need to emulate the other animals. You got your own thing goin'. I used to draw you." (I looked at my right hand.) Geez, if you were missing a couple of fingers, you drew one messed-up turkey. You would be like, "That turkey's been in an accident."

 

[Nigerianrulz]

whats the different between a black pig and a bucket of shit
...

 

[Apostle O]

1. I got an ant farm. Those fellas didn't grow anything. I said, "Come on you ants, don't farm! What about some celery? Plus if I tore your legs off, you would look like snowmen."

Made me think of a WoW joke.

"I got an ant farm. It sucks! The things aren't worth any xp, and they only drop leaves and dirt as loot..."

-Apostle O