The Wish Game!

[Anything.]

There IS something behind that wall your trying to break your head in. It's incredible. The meaning of life, the secret of happiness, the face of god! It's unbelievable!
Well, now you know, there is something behind that wall. Too bad, you can't break your head through it.


I wish that I could get a full-house game with the good non-dota maps I want to host whenever I go on battle.net

You do. But since your house is so full of combinations of three aces and two kings while the TV is playing a Soap Opera by the name of "Full House" on Channel 9, your full game of ____ crashes from overload.

But DotA doesn't exist anymore so you're happy.

I wish that everyone had a sandwich, and the word sandwich was pronounced sammich!

 

[Wiseman_2]

As my name is Sam, I would find that Sammich would get really annoying after a few days. So to prevent its use, I call on my army of Angry Hobos and Nuclear Monkeys, plus the newly recruited (but just as deadly) Resentful Tramps, Rushing Bums, Radioactive Gorillas, and Weapons-Grade Orangutans, and set them out to hunt you down and kill you. They converge on the area you are living in and find you at the same time as each other. You then die a horrible death from a mix of Potato Mashers, Nuclear Monkey Guns, Resentful Mutterings, Bum Rushes, Nuclear Banana Bombs, and the Weapons-Grade Chimp-O-Ray.

I wish all of life's problems could be flushed down the toilet.

 

[Anything.]

As my name is Sam, I would find that Sammich would get really annoying after a few days. So to prevent its use, I call on my army of Angry Hobos and Nuclear Monkeys, plus the newly recruited (but just as deadly) Resentful Tramps, Rushing Bums, Radioactive Gorillas, and Weapons-Grade Orangutans, and set them out to hunt you down and kill you. They converge on the area you are living in and find you at the same time as each other. You then die a horrible death from a mix of Potato Mashers, Nuclear Monkey Guns, Resentful Mutterings, Bum Rushes, Nuclear Banana Bombs, and the Weapons-Grade Chimp-O-Ray.

I wish all of life's problems could be flushed down the toilet.

Obviously, they would go through the sewage, cleaned and sent throughout the world, causing mass disturbance and chaos within the world. And then everyone will commit suicide and then the human race dies out. The end

I wish that all of life's problems could be vaporized with a photon laser.

 

[New_U.S.]

there they go, well, since your one of my lifes problems you got vaporized with them

i wish this guy :banghead: would be green and would be on the right side of the block

 

[U are a noob]

just take it and turn i green and then put the screen to a mirror

I wish for a tank of pure oxygen.

 

[Lord_Phoenix]

The tank would explode and the shards will pierce your skill, forcing you to die slowly and painfully.

I wish I could summon complete obediant infernals for my own usage.

 

[Volkof]

Though yr infernals r obedient, they r still hot and burning.......you died of heatstroke

I wish i can control the elements of wind

 

[Wiseman_2]

You can control them... but not the objects caught on the wind. One of your summoned Tornadoes picks up a giant 10-ton weight (of the type found on Cartoons) and drops it on you.

I wish we had a goverment to run the country that actually knew what they were doing.

 

[Ozzdog]

i wish you had the inteligence to move out of the U.S. (i hear Latvia has a kick ass Goverment System!)


I wish i could fly.

 

[Volkof]

You flew so fast that you started to catch fire and got burnt to death..


I wish pigs can fly

 

[Wiseman_2]

Pigs can fly, but their dung can't. It falls like a plane with no wings and lands on your head.

I wish I didn't have to listen to my brother's crappy music while i'm on the internet (he thinks he needs it while doing homework).

@Ozzdog: I live in England

 

[Anything.]

Pigs can fly, but their dung can't. It falls like a plane with no wings and lands on your head.

I wish I didn't have to listen to my brother's crappy music while i'm on the internet (he thinks he needs it while doing homework).

@Ozzdog: I live in England

ROFL. Is it rap? I hate rap. You don't have to. Shut it off and tell him to screw off

I wish that I owned Mjolnir

 

[Kenito]

Haven't been here in ages (with ages meaning a few weeks). Anyway...

You forget the painful, gruesome, life-threatening surgery they need to perform on you for you to be able to use the armor properly. Let's just say you're not that lucky one in ten to survive.

I wish for a Laser-Blasto-RayTM.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

a Laser-Blasto-RayTM shoots outta the wall through your head, incinerating you instantly (you didnt wish for the gun...)

I wish i had a Laser-Blasto-RayTM GUN!

 

[Siefer]

Here ya go! The Laser-Blasto-RayTM gun! It is marketed and turned out mass qualities and you get filthy rich!

Too bad that now all countries, even the terrorists, have this gun. Mass war and death. The apocalypse is nearing. It's all your fault.


I wish that that I had extra time to study for my Calculus test tomorrow that I just remembered now and forgot to study for.

 

[HG-Bonfire]

You have another second to stu- oh wait nvm, not anymore....

I wish I could blow up the earth.

 

[Wiseman_2]

Your plans to blow up the earth are scuppered by my Weapons-grade Orangutans and Radioactive Gorrillas. If you blew it up, then I'd have nothing to rule!

I wish Rap and Hip-Hop music never existed.

@ Anything: It varied between rap, pop-punk, Camp '80s disco and trance. I think I popped an ear drum, I had to stick my finger in that far. :banghead:

 

[Anything.]

Haven't been here in ages (with ages meaning a few weeks). Anyway...

You forget the painful, gruesome, life-threatening surgery they need to perform on you for you to be able to use the armor properly. Let's just say you're not that lucky one in ten to survive.

Uhh... Armor? Mjolnir is a hammer

Sure. Rap doesn't exist anymore. It's called "Dumb Music" now.

I wish that I could get killed by a lightning bolt.

 

[Wiseman_2]

The bolt comes down from the blue, but God's aim ain't what it used to be. It hits the tree next to you, causing it to crush you, leaving you paralysed for life.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a rut.

 

[Anything.]

The bolt comes down from the blue, but God's aim ain't what it used to be. It hits the tree next to you, causing it to crush you, leaving you paralysed for life.

I wish I wasn't stuck in a rut.

Rut @ Dictionary.com: the periodically recurring sexual excitement of the deer, goat, sheep, etc.

Hahahahahahahhaaaaaa. Sure. You can come out now because you're so cool.

I wish that you were back in