The Wish Game!

[BANANAMAN]

Errr yeah

I wish people would view spam in a different light

 

[Darkchaoself]

*off topic*
yes!!! it has been granted, i am uber at making loopholeless wishes!!BOW DOWN!!!
*on topic*
wish grabted, they now se how spam is just the same in a focused beam of light.

I wish that someone else can make a loopholeless wish

 

[elmstfreddie]

Then that would change time so a hole would rip in the time continuum AND SUCK EVERYONE IN!!!

I wish I had a more comfortable chair =/

 

[Mmage]

Its comfortable for about 6 seconds then it grows spikes all over it and stabs u.

I wish for non-loophole able wishes to become loopable and for them to be drenched in sun chips, aquaters, and BBQ.

 

[Darkchaoself]

It all happens, for not even .000000000000000001 seconds, and then goes back to normal, and from its fastness, you have a seizure and die.

I wish that i had a wish right now.

 

[elmstfreddie]

If you had a wish right now, then I would currently be wasting my time trying to come up with a better loophole, so someone would reply faster, and I wouldn't get to wish

I wish that a wish would not be wished before the wish got wished so that no wish would be wished.

 

[Mmage]

Wish Granted, but since u said wish more than 5 times in a wish, it got pwned by the wish company.

I wish that wishes were as common as 1 dollar bills and all came true exept negative ones (I wish so-so was dead, etc...)

 

[elmstfreddie]

Only American's would get their wishes, because there are no such things as 1 dollar bills in Canada, and everywhere else uses different units of currency. Because of this, the world riots, and destroys America, so no one would get their wishes.

I wish I didn't reply, because I don't have another wish!!!

 

[Darkchaoself]

Wish granted, a magic mod comes and deletes ur post and u along with it.

I wish that i can change the temperature anywhere and of anything.

 

[elmstfreddie]

There's a lesson to be learnt with super powers; and education is your only weakness! It kills you.

I wish I were Zoidberg.

 

[Mmage]

Ok, everyone stares at you in the mall and then attackes and eats u, calamari style.

I wish that my wish above, but it worked for all continents (most basic form of currency in those places).

 

[johnnyfire]

Everyone tries to get their wishes... but due to inflation, only the rich get their wishes.

I wish i had a cigar that i was smoking this instance. (for free, with absolutely no possibility of death or disease as a result of getting my wish answered, and it will be granted immediately with no unrelated consequences)

 

[elmstfreddie]

It has no loopholes, so it really can't be granted, because every wish has loopholes, so that can't be a wish. You send the world into an infinite loop; it crashes.

I wish almost infinity was possible to think.

 

[Dustin11]

It was possible to think but everyone thought it and went mad,

I wish I got a awsome sports car!!! *sweet*

 

[Cheddar]

Too bad your license got suspended.

I wish for a faster computer.

 

[denmax]

Wish granted. You have a fast computer but it's inner parts is just too weak for your comp so it overheated and kaboom..

I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS TOO LONG, JUST LOOP THE DAMN WISH! (if possible of looping for any of you)

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I wish I have perfectly normal (everything is normal about it) Barbecue that would remain normal and can't be touched by anything besides me and the contents of the Barbecue, that I’m 100% sure is a Barbecue, that’s will not expire due to my wish, I’m in my house and nobody else is coming soon or there at the moment, I’ve never lost/lose or gain any body part before, I have no assignments that could keep me busy before and/or after I eat the Barbecue and if i get one i eat the Barbecue first, that I'm not allergic to, that exactly nineteen people (excluding the person who would reply [by loop or by other things] this wish) knew I got and no more would ever find out, that the wish company could not affect, the wish committee does not have the power to stop this wish due to my wish, I really really only want to eat the Barbecue and won't have a craving to eat more than enough of my money or enough to make me get full and I'm 100% sure that I am hungry and 100% that I have enough cash to make me full, that I want to eat, and that no amount of wishing can stop me from eating them except for my wishes but I never wish that I won't eat the Barbecue, that is in my hand at this moment that I have gloves which will not contaminate the food I touch, that I wouldn't ever drop in my entire life, on a perfectly normal day, that nobody else except for me wants it and it can't be stolen, lended or lent to anyone, destroyed (except for me eating it) and before, after, and while I hold it I can't be killed or kidnapped in any way, shape or form (That includes holes in the ground, unnatural events, and even natural events), before and after I eat it, I will eat the Barbecue the instant I get them, and then I live my life perfectly fine. Also, if there is a stick or something holding the Barbecue on/in the Barbecue, I would never ever eat the stick or anything that hold the Barbecue will not contaminate or do something bad to the Barbecue. Also, I am no racist on the food because it is my favorite and nothing can change my mind even the slightest bit that I only and no one else can change it due to my wish and no one can command/tell/do anything that would affect my mind on not eating the Barbecue. I would have mental problems but I would still eat the Barbecue with no effect on me and if I already eat the Barbecue, nothing would happen to me or the other Barbecues I would eat and the Barbecue would appear without anyone noticing that it is weird and it would not be involved on stealing or anything other thing that can make me go at a bad streak or make me a criminal or anything other that is bad to the Human kind and the animal kind and the plant kind and any other kind. The wish I am wishing right now which is the wish involving the Barbecue which is almost copied from aquter will not be looped due to my wish and nothing can change it and it will not have bad side effects also due to my wish. Also, I never wished that I wished that I did not wish this wish due to my wish so meaning, this wish will come true because I never wished that this wish will be canceled or a wish that would affect this wish.

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LoL

 

[Cheddar]

I eat the Barbecue

and it will not have bad side effects

and won't have a craving to eat more than enough of my money

I would have mental problems

You might want to review your wish a bit more. Are you eating the barbecue or your money?

I wish Denmax had reviewed his wish a bit more.

 

[Mmage]

He does, for about one extra second.

I wish for aquater to post. = O

 

[Monsterous]

He does and makes up an UNLOOPABLE wish which locks this thread.

I wish for Denmax to eat Pie

 

[zoll3]

He eats it and get very sick .


I wish my friend's girlfriend wasnt so in love with me ( shes really fat ! )