Weird Woman aims to become world's fattest

[The Helper]

An obese mother in the US is trying to put on weight in order to become the world's fattest woman.

Donna Simpson, from New Jersey, weighs 273kg but told the Daily Mail newspaper she had her heart set on reaching her goal weight of 1000lb (450kg) in two years.

The 42-year-old already holds the title of the world's fattest mother after giving birth to her daughter in 2007 when she weighed 241kg.

"I'd love to be 1000lb ... it might be hard though, running after my daughter keeps my weight down," Ms Simpson told the Daily Mail.

 

[ReVolver]

Knowing America, this record is going to be hard to keep...

 

[Orgasm]

Knowing America, this record is going to be hard to keep...

I am starting to become ashamed of my country to be honest. I look at everyone and they're just so lazy, being fat isn't a horrible thing. But to be so lazy you're not physically active is just wrong.

I'm more surprised this woman wants to BECOME the world's fattest woman. I will not be hitting that.

 

[Romek]

She's got a daughter?
That poor thing is going to need to get used to all the "Yo Mamas So Fat..." jokes that are coming her way.

 

[Bronxernijn]

People dying all around the globe and she wants to be the fattest on earth? Hell no, she deserves to be executed.

 

[vypur85]

People dying all around the globe and she wants to be the fattest on earth? Hell no, she deserves to be executed.

I second.


Too much fats deposit in her brain that she can't manage to think sanely. Same goes to her husband. I feel sorry for their daughter.

 

[Wummi]

She's got a daughter?
That poor thing is going to need to get used to all the "Yo Mamas So Fat..." jokes that are coming her way.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! HAHA!

Doctor: "Your mama's so fat that she's prespiring mayonnaise. Does she have an occupation?"
Son: "Yeah, she works in a movie theatre. She's one of the screens."

--Ouch man!

 

[SerraAvenger]

That's the new taste!

 

[Samael88]

Thank you for that, I just ate

I find it a bit ironic that her last name is Simpson in two ways^^
The first thing it reminds me of is Homer Simpson and the second is Jessica Simpson

She and Homer shares the fat and they all three seem to share their low IQ:nuts:

 

[Slapshot136]

I wonder if she talked to her doctor first.. I wouldn't be too surprised if she didn't and ended up dying

also, sumo wrestler diet!

 

[Azlier]

Sumo wrestlers subsist on a whole lot of soup full of beef, noodles, and some vegetables. Sounds heavenly. <3

 

[FireCat]

:thdown:
To be world's fattest, It's more Important then her daughter?
Who is going to take care of her child when she dies? It's gonna happen one day.
Seriously, She's freakin' nuts

 

[BlowingKush]

She should get breast implants once she hits a thousand pounds.

A fully inflated rack of tits is the only way to counter such obesity.

And her only chance of getting laid ever again.

Even if she had a 900 pound Lipo suction procedure, her leftover skin flaps would be like human quicksand.

Hell, Id probably have sex with her just to say "Ya, I hit that shit."

For me it would be like climbing Mt. Everest.

 

[Azlier]

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

Wait, what?

 

[SerraAvenger]

Wait, what?

Ohh, yeah, eat it baby, yeahh...
Eat the chips! The chips ohhh yeah look how the coke's coming...

PS: 20 bucks she'll die with 55 max.

 

[BlowingKush]

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

OMG that is HILARIOUS..


she is my hero

 

[Samael88]

Wait, what?

Oh, I did not see that^^ Anyone else who get's flashbacks from when you watched the movie "Feed"? If you have not seen it then look it up for a real horror movie

 

[Wiseman_2]

In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.

There really literally is a site for every different kind of wierd fetish, isn't there?

 

[Samael88]

There really literally is a site for every different kind of wierd fetish, isn't there?

Well, the internet is for porn and for some people everything is considered just that

 

[YourFace]

she is my hero

she should be on American Idle. Get it?